Today, my younger cousin bought his girlfriend of 3 months a bunch of flowers. The only flower I've ever got from my boyfriend of 3 years is a plastic one he found on the floor in a bar. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I brought my girlfriend flowers. All she managed to do was to say, "It’s been a year since you brought me flowers." FML
Today, I received a bouquet of flowers from my boyfriend, which is something he's never done before. Unfortunately, this was his way of apologizing for cheating on me. FML
Today, my girlfriend came home with a huge bouquet of roses. They were from an admirer, brainwashing her to think I'm a terrible boyfriend for not buying her flowers like he did. FML
Today, I received a bunch of flowers from my 'lover'. This would be fine, except that I don't have a lover, and my boyfriend now thinks I'm cheating. FML
Today, my boyfriend of three years sent me several flowers and chocolate boxes to my office. It ends up that he cheated on me with my sister and tried to break the news to me after all the presents he sent. I thought he actually remembered our anniversary this year. FML
Today, I received gorgeous orchids from my long distance boyfriend. I was excited about it and told my parents. They still are convinced I have no boyfriend and I mailed the flowers to myself. FML
Today, my boyfriend surprised me with a bouquet of flowers he'd picked himself. This would’ve been romantic, had they not all been Poison Hemlock. FML
Today, on the way out to buy groceries, my boyfriend asked if I'd like him to buy some of my favourite flowers. Happy with his rare show of affection, I said yes. When he returned, he gave me a bag of our usual brand of flour and laughed hysterically in my face. FML
Today, my boyfriend came over to celebrate our anniversary. He had a card written in crayon with my name spelled wrong, and a basket I had seen his mother throw in the trash filled with flower petals ripped from my mom's garden. Our anniversary was 3 days ago. FML
Today, my boyfriend brought me home flowers and candy for the first time in our one-year relationship. Thinking he was going to finally propose, I got excited. I asked why he was being so sweet, and he responded with, "I thought you'd take the breakup better this way." FML
Feel like sharing it with the other FML users?
Thanks, your FML was submitted, and will appear in the moderation queue soon!
Top comments
music87 14
That sucks...But think of it this way, the plastic one won't die. :)
tsim_fml 0
Flowers don't = love.
Add a comment · Reply to
You must be logged in to be able to post comments!
Comments (87)
brunette427 3
it's the same with me :( I wish I could get flowers too.
spicerack1528 3
Why can't you? Do they have a "do not serve this woman" sign everywhere they sell flowers
michi23 0
You just didnt pick the right one if u want flowers. Do what i did, hint it to him that u love flowers, boys dont know what you want unless you tell them.
SammySteel 6
I guess the time he deflowered you didn't count either
eveplox 3
no offence but it's your choice to be in that relationship, I take it that he does a lot of other things you like or you wouldn't be with him, right? Never compare your relationship to someone else's, you'll always end up losing.
rmbennin 10
Yikes /: I just got flowers on Saturday from my boyfriend of less than two weeks. Of course then he dumped me yesterday....
JinxosGirl87 0
Like diamonds, fake flowers are forever. They will last longer than your relationship at least :P
jack_tells_truth 0
You're dating him, you deserve it. Put more effort into finding a guy that can give you a decent gift next time
TKello 6
Your cousin's flowers will last a few weeks, your boyfriend's flower will last years. Which one do you really want? Granted it's not the most romantic circumstance, at least you have it forever and you don't have to worry about picking up dead petals.
HomeAl0ne 20
Tell your boyfriend to put more effort into it. Surely he can steal some flowers from people's front gardens on the way home? Or failing that, maybe bring you some roadkill.
Mourningstar 4
You get what you settle for