Today, my young daughter came up to me, grabbed my face and said, "I'm putting you in the garbage." When I laughed and asked why, she looked me dead in the eye and said, "You are trash." FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my daughter told me she wanted to divorce me. FML
Today, I asked my lazy daughter to go make her bed. She responded by lighting our garbage bin on fire. FML
Today, my daughter is still acting out her teenage issues. This morning, when I told her to, "Have a nice day" she screamed at me, "DON'T TELL ME WHAT TO DO!" FML
Today, my daughter told me she never wants to see me again because I had an abortion. She wanted me to have the baby and then give it to her so she could raise it as hers. FML
Today, I punched an older woman in the face. I only hit her after she grabbed my 4-year-old daughter and told her to, "stop dancing like a whore!" My daughter was so terrified, she peed her pants. FML
Today, I had to end a phone conversation with, "I gotta go, my daughter's eating toilet paper." FML
Today, my 6-year-old daughter walked into the bathroom where I was grumbling about my weight. Seeing how upset I was, she took my hand and said, "Mom, you're not fat. You just look fat." FML
Today, during dinner, my daughter rudely cut into my conversation and gushed that she's "like, totally" going to audition for a reality TV show next year, after I pay her way. Five minutes into her jaw-dropping stupidity, I had to physically restrain myself from slapping her out of her chair. FML
Today, I caught my young daughter eating candy after brushing her teeth. Angry, I asked her if she wanted all her teeth to fall out. She smiled and said, “Yes!” FML
Today, I had to give my four year-old daughter some tough love, which I hate doing. When she ran away crying, my son, her twin brother, looked at me and said, "You should be ashamed of yourself." FML
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Top comments
AverageJoey 18
"Well if i'm trash then what does that make you?" "I don't know!" "Grounded. It makes you grounded."
blakeyboy22 12
Well... Hopefully it isn't garbage day anytime soon, make the escape while you can!
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Comments (82)
SnoringMonkeyObs 14
you forgot to buy her chocolate.
rubyisabella 7
OOO somebody has to much sass
Witchylady 18
She's a charmer.
_kyleG_ 34
This is kid is going places. Places like timeout.
MCRbae 17
at least she's got a sense of humour
Livin_Like_Larry 29
For some reason this made me think of Toy Story, you being the toy
ndnpride88 25
Think it's time to change your way of parenting. Children usually are brutally homest
HighasaCloud 46
Yes, but that doesn't mean they understand the complete meaning of worlds and use them to their extent. She's brutally honest about what she believes 'trash' means.
FueledByFate 24
That's bloody brutal. Let's hope that she didn't mean it!
tranced_ 45
buy her chocolates and it'll be fine I suppose
DiamondGirlj 18
Yes, positive reinforcement to a child who has done something wrong is the best solution
oppositetimes 2
Bad parentinG righthurr
countryb_cth 38
bad grammaR rightheere