Today, my young daughter came up to me, grabbed my face and said, "I'm putting you in the garbage." When I laughed and asked why, she looked me dead in the eye and said, "You are trash." FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my daughter told me she wanted to divorce me. FML
Today, I asked my lazy daughter to go make her bed. She responded by lighting our garbage bin on fire. FML
Today, my daughter is still acting out her teenage issues. This morning, when I told her to, "Have a nice day" she screamed at me, "DON'T TELL ME WHAT TO DO!" FML
Today, my daughter told me she never wants to see me again because I had an abortion. She wanted me to have the baby and then give it to her so she could raise it as hers. FML
Today, I punched an older woman in the face. I only hit her after she grabbed my 4-year-old daughter and told her to, "stop dancing like a whore!" My daughter was so terrified, she peed her pants. FML
Today, I had to end a phone conversation with, "I gotta go, my daughter's eating toilet paper." FML
Today, my 6-year-old daughter walked into the bathroom where I was grumbling about my weight. Seeing how upset I was, she took my hand and said, "Mom, you're not fat. You just look fat." FML
Today, during dinner, my daughter rudely cut into my conversation and gushed that she's "like, totally" going to audition for a reality TV show next year, after I pay her way. Five minutes into her jaw-dropping stupidity, I had to physically restrain myself from slapping her out of her chair. FML
Today, I caught my young daughter eating candy after brushing her teeth. Angry, I asked her if she wanted all her teeth to fall out. She smiled and said, “Yes!” FML
Today, I had to give my four year-old daughter some tough love, which I hate doing. When she ran away crying, my son, her twin brother, looked at me and said, "You should be ashamed of yourself." FML
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Top comments
AverageJoey 18
"Well if i'm trash then what does that make you?" "I don't know!" "Grounded. It makes you grounded."
blakeyboy22 12
Well... Hopefully it isn't garbage day anytime soon, make the escape while you can!
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Comments (82)
rainbowdonnareed 18
And you asked your partner or ex if they taught little Rosemary's baby such a thing? Your dear sweet mother in law? I would have a bar of soap and a therapist at the ready!
ChristinePi 36
She might understand the relation between the two, but she might not realize exactly what she just said means.
SkullsRules1 26
#58 Yeah, after she said it OP should have asked why? shes a kid, she'll learn based off reactions :)
victoriaasfml 8
Your daughter sounds like she could be a new TNA diva!! :)
gamernation89 10
I would sit her in a time out and take all her toys away that is really fresh and she needs to learn not to be disrespectful but I'm sorry that must of made you feel awful
badmandilon 19
Well, she said "garbage" and "trash", I think she realizes what it means, but since the moment she grabbed OP's face it's clear nothing good was coming from a brat like that. As #61 says, OP's reaction just gave her permission to think that was ok.
iLikesOJ 13
How old is she?
kittycat2007 18
That kid needs a quick swat on her butt and a good talking too.
lizenhagen 11
I am surprised that noone else has seen this as a big red flag. I have a young daughter and if she ever grabbed my face and looked me in the eye and said this to me, I would be very concerned. Children mimic what they see and hear. I would be carrying out a conversation with her to find out where it came from before immediately laughing it off as a joke or setting punishment. what if that is what someone did to her?!
oreyoes 15
Kids these days are scary, they act way older than they should be and then the next second they're the most cutest ******* shit ever.