Today, I was scrolling through my Facebook newsfeed and I noticed my boyfriend had commented on a post. It said, "Tag the hottest girl you know". Yeah, he tagged his ex. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I found out my boyfriend added his ex on Facebook and Instagram, all within a few days. Lucky me. FML
Today, the girl my boyfriend cheated on me with posted pics of them kissing on Facebook, and tagged me in them. FML
Today, I posted a picture of my boyfriend and I kissing on facebook. He untagged himself. FML
Today, I logged on to Facebook to find that my boyfriend's relationship status had changed to being in a relationship with his ex. I asked him about it, and all he said was, "I guess I forgot to break up with you." FML
Today, I thought it would be funny to go on my boyfriend's Facebook to change his status. While in the process, his account received a message. Turns out he's planning on hooking up with his ex-girlfriend/one of my friends and is definitely over me. How's that for snooping around? FML
Today, I logged onto facebook, and saw that one of my friends had just listed herself as in a relationship. I was happy for her, so I clicked the "like" button. Then I went to her page to see who her new boyfriend was. It was my boyfriend. FML
Today, I was looking at an old post between my ex and me on Facebook. Everything I was reading was adorable. Just as I was reminiscing about the great relationship we had, I look to the right of the screen to see the girl he cheated on me with in "People you may know." Thanks Facebook. FML
Today, while creeping on my boyfriend's ex-wife’s Facebook, I found out that he used to call her the same nicknames he now calls me. FML
Today, my boyfriend posted a status on Facebook saying what a great girlfriend he had. Flattered, I commented on it, saying that I felt the same about him. Turns out he was talking about his other girlfriend. FML
Today, after feeling fat and ugly and a bit depressed, I logged on to Facebook to see my boyfriend had posted "I have the most beautiful girlfriend in the world!" I 'liked' it and commented "Aww thank you baby!" I logged in later to see that he commented back saying "I didn't mean you." FML
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Top comments
aylind 18
Find every post that says "tag an asshole," or any other similar name, and tag him in all of them.
heart_aussie_fml 20
That's both rude and humiliating..
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Comments (62)
blinked_281 29
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
Doesn't mean he doesn't find you attractive!
R2Y2 22
It's pretty offensive to OP, since he thinks that she's hotter.
MegasaurusRex89 28
I think you're missing the point... Like, entirely.
Nymeria_fml 25
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
It was obviously because he sees her as a girl and sees you as a woman. Yeah, not even I buy that...
littleteapot 21
haha I bet somebody would try to use this excuse and expect everything to be okay.
nix1993 41
Tact, thy name is man!
Emzinatorbot 26
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Don't worry about it OP. I sure he thinks your hot.
Smooth_Criminal 24
Obviovsly not.
Jmgonzo 10
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I don't get why people downvoted you. Just because he thinks is ex is hot doesn't mean he thinks op is garbage
DiamondGirlj 18
You're both missing the point
heart_aussie_fml 20
That's both rude and humiliating..
patrickalamo 48
Yet true...
bab3ruthl3ss 16
... How do you know?
all_bout_Mia 2
When he starts looking for sex give him the cold shoulder, tell him to " tag" his ex.
Pleonasm 36
That'll probably fix everything right! Oh wait that's way to resolve issues, by with holding sex, and you're basically just giving him an excuse to do worse by stooping down to his level.
j_cat187 20
What would happen if he does tag his ex?
Tonisha1989 11
Well who would be attracted to anyone sexually after that anyway. I don't think she would with hold sex from to get even but more because that self-esteem you had to bare it all in front of him is lost because she knows she's not the hottest thing he's been with.
aylind 18
Find every post that says "tag an asshole," or any other similar name, and tag him in all of them.
_parth 20
Genius.
chosha_fml 27
She should CREATE a post called 'Tag an asshole' and tag him.
R2Y2 22
People on FML need to find better boyfriends. This kind of shit behavior gets real old, real fast.
Nymeria_fml 25
Well, to be fair, FML is not the place for stories about great boyfriends and girlfriends.
R2Y2 22
True that
WitEluded 13
Your boyfriend is either an idiot or 14... Actually those are synonyms.
GGFeminist 1
uh.. that's pretty sexist against 14 year old's. I am 14 and i am very smart as a matter of fact, i would say that you are the intellectually challenged one here.
HelenLFC 27
Not quite - not all idiots are 14, but all 14 year olds are idiots.
AutisticAbyss 10
Just tag him in the balls with your knee next time you see him & call it even!