boo8713
Bell, United States
Today, my wife wants to name our first child Siri, after the iPhone function. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
noway
Cholet, France
Today, my French wife chose the name of our unborn baby girl. She wants to call her Fanny and won't change her mind. FML
George
Trust issues
Today, the only woman in my life who has been honest with me and will give me a straight answer is iPhone’s Siri. FML
spermbankonlegs
United States
Today, my girlfriend of three days asked if we could start naming our future children. FML
me
Richmond, United States
Today, I realized the only "person" I have talked to in the last two days is Siri. FML
Anonymous
Toronto, Canada
Today, I found out my wife named our son after her ex-lover. FML
anonymous
Kitchener, Canada
Today, for some reason entirely beyond my knowledge, Siri referred to me as "Sugartits". FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I found out that my wife named our son after her ex boyfriend. FML
MikeA
Today, I used Siri to text my VP asking for a good time to talk. Siri helpfully changed the text to ask for a "good time to talk my dick" and sent it before I could change it. FML
Anonymous
Newark, United States
Today, I discovered that my wife named our kids after her former lovers. We have two sons and a daughter. FML
JillianJuneBug
Elmira, United States
Today, I was listening to music on my phone. I activated Siri by mistake, which stopped the music. I told Siri to, "turn the damn music back on." She replied, "Now calling Afton." Afton is my ex. While trying to quickly end the call, my phone froze and the buttons stopped working. FML
Top comments
xlord 27
Well I hope your first child is smart, because people are going to be asking him/her a shit load of questions
LaLince 40
Amazing. Your child will be talking since the birth.
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tonnie_soms 5
Siri, get me a beer
Ayanpatel95 7
I think its way better than naming ur child hashtag, which someone really did!!
xXxSCREAMxXx 3
About 5 people beat ypu to it.
TheComputerGuy96 16
Siri doesn't necessarily have to be a girl. It can also be a boy's name. The UK version of Siri is a male.
LolPieRofl 11
Siry was a character from the series Pendragon and one of my favorites
Steve95401 49
As fast as technology changes, Apple will move on to another system, with a different name, before the child is old enough to start school.
stonedfishies 10
Someone sounds committed to apple.
perdix 31
It OK for a girl -- it's not like we need another Ashley or Brittany (perfectly nice names, to be sure, but little overused, in my opinion.) For a boy, you should try Stevejobs.
yusaku02 20
I wouldn't wish that fate on my worst enemy (regarding the boy's name).
Bekll 31
These days girls are named Isabella and Sophia. -_-
Enslaved 38
You could always go on your iPhone and ask Siri if that's a good name for your future child. Wonder what she'd say?
mdavenport6 4
That would be AWESOME! Do it! Kids with unique names are typically not picked on
MisterMuffinz 13
Siri is Iris backwards and Iris is a cool name. So, compromise?
andrew6p 19
(y)