boo8713
Bell, United States
Today, my wife wants to name our first child Siri, after the iPhone function. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
noway
Cholet, France
Today, my French wife chose the name of our unborn baby girl. She wants to call her Fanny and won't change her mind. FML
George
Trust issues
Today, the only woman in my life who has been honest with me and will give me a straight answer is iPhone’s Siri. FML
spermbankonlegs
United States
Today, my girlfriend of three days asked if we could start naming our future children. FML
me
Richmond, United States
Today, I realized the only "person" I have talked to in the last two days is Siri. FML
Anonymous
Toronto, Canada
Today, I found out my wife named our son after her ex-lover. FML
anonymous
Kitchener, Canada
Today, for some reason entirely beyond my knowledge, Siri referred to me as "Sugartits". FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I found out that my wife named our son after her ex boyfriend. FML
MikeA
Today, I used Siri to text my VP asking for a good time to talk. Siri helpfully changed the text to ask for a "good time to talk my dick" and sent it before I could change it. FML
Anonymous
Newark, United States
Today, I discovered that my wife named our kids after her former lovers. We have two sons and a daughter. FML
JillianJuneBug
Elmira, United States
Today, I was listening to music on my phone. I activated Siri by mistake, which stopped the music. I told Siri to, "turn the damn music back on." She replied, "Now calling Afton." Afton is my ex. While trying to quickly end the call, my phone froze and the buttons stopped working. FML
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xlord 27
Well I hope your first child is smart, because people are going to be asking him/her a shit load of questions
LaLince 40
Amazing. Your child will be talking since the birth.
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NorseOkies 0
That awkward moment you realise that Siri is a common nordic name for a girl and the creator of the Siri APP has Norwegian ancestry which he got the name from.
AnnaTwixx 2
Siri is a nordic name... I wouldn't mind if my child's name was Siri. It's normal...
desertpunk75 11
Siri isn't a terrible name, just hopefully the child is a girl and your wife comes up with a better reason for the name.
haley_626 5
Oh wow.
nvo 6
Just tell her it would be as silly as having a 10-year old child named Razr. It's always a bad idea to pick a name inspired by a fad - even more so, if the fad is tech related.
sulitak 27
So true. technology changes so freaking quickly.
0utland 18
Siri is a fairly ordinary name in my country. Nothing fml-worthy about it
Uraziel 5
Better than 'hash tag'
jcbinglis 7
If it weren't for the iPhone thing siri wouldn't be an awful name
ikonikone 6
I thought about doing that myself. So now Siri can go get me things.
melkymac101 17
Actually that a nice name. She can actually work up to the name. SMART. That's what Siri is