me
Richmond, United States
Today, I realized the only "person" I have talked to in the last two days is Siri. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
shrimp41
United States
Today, I realized that the only human being I have talked to in the last three days is the guy at the drive thru. FML
stopstutteringforSiri
United States
Today, I realized I'm so socially awkward that I can't even talk to Siri without stuttering. FML
George
Trust issues
Today, the only woman in my life who has been honest with me and will give me a straight answer is iPhone’s Siri. FML
anonymous
Kitchener, Canada
Today, for some reason entirely beyond my knowledge, Siri referred to me as "Sugartits". FML
MikeA
Today, I used Siri to text my VP asking for a good time to talk. Siri helpfully changed the text to ask for a "good time to talk my dick" and sent it before I could change it. FML
oxbonxo
Australia
Today, after hanging up the phone, I realised that telemarketers are my only form of social life. FML
JillianJuneBug
Elmira, United States
Today, I was listening to music on my phone. I activated Siri by mistake, which stopped the music. I told Siri to, "turn the damn music back on." She replied, "Now calling Afton." Afton is my ex. While trying to quickly end the call, my phone froze and the buttons stopped working. FML
boo8713
Bell, United States
Today, my wife wants to name our first child Siri, after the iPhone function. FML
that guy
United States
Today, I realized the only reason my phone ever rings is because someone needs help with their computer. FML
still on hol
Harlow, United Kingdom
Today, I've spent far too long on hold to Apple customer support. Unfortunately the only thing to come from it is I now have "Call me maybe" stuck in my head. FML
Top comments
LaurenLo 17
Change the accent so at least you can talk to a British Siri!
MsMourningStar 22
That's your fault. Go out and do something. Unless you're seriously injured there's no excuse.
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LaurenLo 17
Change the accent so at least you can talk to a British Siri!
Bloink 25
I do that all the time! And it's a male voice! ;)
LaurenLo 17
#19: You have to have the iOS7 update to do it!
monsterpoop 4
ummm.. no?
LaurenLo 17
Oh well when I updated mine that's when I found out I could haha
ohgeejosee 19
Ask Siri to find you some friends!
MsMourningStar 22
That's your fault. Go out and do something. Unless you're seriously injured there's no excuse.
carOLinneeeeeee 8
I agree! Unless you have medical conditions and can't do anything about this issue, then theres.no excuse! Think of your hobbies and what your into OP, if you're into sports, maybe you should join a sports club or if you're into music, go take some lessons? Anything!! Not only will you do what you enjoy, but you can socialize and make friends with similar interests. There's always a way!!
carOLinneeeeeee 8
Then there's no excuse*
jessab0601 4
I talk to my mommy.
thehumanlyhuman 7
I like to nickname myself funny names with Siri and have conversations where she calls me "One Big Bad ****er" or "You Sexy Beast!"
Welshite 40
She doesn't have a choice. Poor Siri.
verkaderk 9
You get Siri to talk dirty to you don't you...
billybobjoe1 1
well atleast she talks back
your_ma 27
How is this possible? Also if it bothers you that much why not do something about it?
Dodge4x4Ram 46
Xbox live, all the talking you want COD baby
alycion 39
Ah yes. I love it for the raging ore teens telling me how they are going to **** my mom in the ear because I beat them.
Miss_Latina 13
At least she has good humor