boo8713
Bell, United States
Today, my wife wants to name our first child Siri, after the iPhone function. FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
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noway
Cholet, France
Today, my French wife chose the name of our unborn baby girl. She wants to call her Fanny and won't change her mind. FML
George
Trust issues
Today, the only woman in my life who has been honest with me and will give me a straight answer is iPhone’s Siri. FML
spermbankonlegs
United States
Today, my girlfriend of three days asked if we could start naming our future children. FML
me
Richmond, United States
Today, I realized the only "person" I have talked to in the last two days is Siri. FML
Anonymous
Toronto, Canada
Today, I found out my wife named our son after her ex-lover. FML
anonymous
Kitchener, Canada
Today, for some reason entirely beyond my knowledge, Siri referred to me as "Sugartits". FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I found out that my wife named our son after her ex boyfriend. FML
MikeA
Today, I used Siri to text my VP asking for a good time to talk. Siri helpfully changed the text to ask for a "good time to talk my dick" and sent it before I could change it. FML
Anonymous
Newark, United States
Today, I discovered that my wife named our kids after her former lovers. We have two sons and a daughter. FML
JillianJuneBug
Elmira, United States
Today, I was listening to music on my phone. I activated Siri by mistake, which stopped the music. I told Siri to, "turn the damn music back on." She replied, "Now calling Afton." Afton is my ex. While trying to quickly end the call, my phone froze and the buttons stopped working. FML
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xlord 27
Well I hope your first child is smart, because people are going to be asking him/her a shit load of questions
LaLince 40
Amazing. Your child will be talking since the birth.
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LaLince 40
Amazing. Your child will be talking since the birth.
Vidrill 22
Greek, Iris is the personification of the rainbow in Greek mythology!
gc327072 31
Who needs Language Arts when you have your fellow FMLers?
Ryan_Jaxson 8
Who needs language art when you have Percy Jackson?
sonrisapreciosa 6
Yeah like that one baby girl who's name is hashtag... People these days
Harpy20 24
103- if I ever randomly heard that name I would think she was middle eastern.
SnowWolfDancer 4
Iris is the messenger goddess in Greek mythology. pretty good naming idea to be honest...for Apple, not a child!
alyshasocool 8
Actually, Siri is also an Indian name which means wealth. It's a pretty cool name back here.
vuragado 10
Snow wolf, iris would be a awesome name for a girl! It would mean she's intelligent and witty, and communicates with new people in message form.
broseph_joseph 5
Hey, OP, it could be worse. I recently read about someone who named their baby girl "Hashtag".
free2speak 14
Or you know, some people are just stupid and name their kids "K-Uh" and it's supposed to be pronounced as Ka-Dash-Uh. True story. I wish I was making this atrocity up.
t_fml 11
The good thing it can tell you where the closest fast food restaurant is from your home!
xlord 27
Well I hope your first child is smart, because people are going to be asking him/her a shit load of questions
LaughinStock 16
Yeah stupid ones too. What can I help you with? Siri I want to hide a body. What kind of place are you looking for? Dumps, swamps, mortuaries, mines, funeral services, cremation services.
Inheritance 10
Ironic if he's asian..
lilhellian 27
Terms and services, second page of google, bing.
SHAMUS_the_WITTY 18
71, I accidentally thumbed down what may have been the seventh funniest comment I've ever read on this site. Have two bonus thumbs-ups.
RaggleFrock 13
I can only find businesses for you in the United States and when you are using English. That's what Siri says to me when I ask it something.
BrimfullOfAsher 20
Siri, how do I get rid of dumb-as-a-doorknob parents?
Gaaaahfyl 3
Siri actually translates to Goddess of Wealth and God's gift of love in South Indian language Telugu. And means smile in another South Indian language Tamil.
Danieljta 3
Hopefully this one will function a lot better than Apple's...
sniken 14
Hopefully apple won't sue!
TourettesGuyFTW 26
Sue... that would be a better name than Siri... or would it? Oh, who to ask!!
teamlightskin 14
My name is Siri. I have always been told it is a really pretty name, however i get a tad irritated when people try to throw the app siri into a conversation, and TRUST that happens alot. I like my name, its unique and not many Siri's by far. I think its pretty, but thts just my opinion.
tsent8 15
Siri call me daddy.
needsagf14 12
Answer to every question: "would you like me to search the web for...?"
DarkSeekerX94446 14
Well, if she's Siri-ous why not? No? Okay
ViviMage 40
ROFL!
TourettesGuyFTW 26
R-O-F-L? No, I don't get your pun...
TourettesGuyFTW 26
Oh, and it's an extremely Siri idea OP!
clynnc19 9
Lol! Good one!
UberNova 18
You are the father, say "No".
NiCeGuY115 14
It's not that simple...
TheDrifter 24
He doesn't actually get a say. All he can do is try to change her mind.
RvidxrKlvn 8
Nova, you kinda sounded like a dick by the way you worded it but OP definitely has a say if he doesn't like the name.
gracehi 33
Yes. Each parent has veto power when it comes to naming the child.
xMidna 6
I'm pretty sure the father can say no. My dad did when it came to naming me. At least Siri can pass for a name, some parents tried to call their kid Hashtag the other day.
subwaysurfers 13
56, I heard they succeeded :O
ohSNAPyall 27
56 They should have saved that name for the family cat.
fsomelife 26
And now your name is xMidna? :P
Abdul888 16
Awesome, the child will be your google.
weveevee 3
How'd you know their next child's name?
mfischer 17
I don't know about being google, but they'll probably offer to search google if you say anything to them that isn't a recognised command. You'll get kind of sick of it, actually.
ohSNAPyall 27
Or your Jeeves.
freizz 1
uhhh... try suggesting some other names o.o
ariverperson 11
it's actually quite a pretty name
ABrokenHeart 11
My friend's name is Siri...
hqbrat 8
Who was born first the IPhone Siri or your friend
Prolux_fml 23
Obviously the iPhone Siri, because 37 is 15 and obviously hangs out with
kdog333 1
uhh... what?
skyttlz 32
My old teacher had a daughter named Serrie which was pronounced like Siri. The daughters full name was Serrius Lee.
ardencred 7
Just make sure she never goes to Japan and you'll be alright! It means ass out there
lovesings 12
Siri.... Siri.... It kind of has a nice ring to it.
oj101 33
Yes, that two tone ring which always plays when activated is orgasmic to the ear.
loloalltheway 23
For cats, I don't know if the name fits people...
Mideoyeo 12
Siri isn't a bad name, it's just the fact that it also happens to be an iPhone function. It would've bee worse if she'd wanted to name your first child iPhone or like Apple.
actnjakson3000 0
Someone did name their kid Apple
ocramavaf 15
miss paltrow and cold play front man did
rocker_chick105 31
There's a family that named their kid Hashtag. How bad does Siri sound now
happle 21
I want to name my kid Apple. But not after the company, the actual fruit.
noelykins1 19
Bear Grylls named his sons Steve, marmaduke, and huckleberry. His name is actually Edward but his mother's name is Lady. Weird names run in the family.
priceyfml 7
But bear grylls can do that because he's the second coolest guy in the world