boo8713
Bell, United States
Today, my wife wants to name our first child Siri, after the iPhone function. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
noway
Cholet, France
Today, my French wife chose the name of our unborn baby girl. She wants to call her Fanny and won't change her mind. FML
George
Trust issues
Today, the only woman in my life who has been honest with me and will give me a straight answer is iPhone’s Siri. FML
spermbankonlegs
United States
Today, my girlfriend of three days asked if we could start naming our future children. FML
me
Richmond, United States
Today, I realized the only "person" I have talked to in the last two days is Siri. FML
Anonymous
Toronto, Canada
Today, I found out my wife named our son after her ex-lover. FML
anonymous
Kitchener, Canada
Today, for some reason entirely beyond my knowledge, Siri referred to me as "Sugartits". FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I found out that my wife named our son after her ex boyfriend. FML
MikeA
Today, I used Siri to text my VP asking for a good time to talk. Siri helpfully changed the text to ask for a "good time to talk my dick" and sent it before I could change it. FML
Anonymous
Newark, United States
Today, I discovered that my wife named our kids after her former lovers. We have two sons and a daughter. FML
JillianJuneBug
Elmira, United States
Today, I was listening to music on my phone. I activated Siri by mistake, which stopped the music. I told Siri to, "turn the damn music back on." She replied, "Now calling Afton." Afton is my ex. While trying to quickly end the call, my phone froze and the buttons stopped working. FML
Top comments
xlord 27
Well I hope your first child is smart, because people are going to be asking him/her a shit load of questions
LaLince 40
Amazing. Your child will be talking since the birth.
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panda_burrito 2
Its a beautiful name in my opinion. Does it matter that much where it came from?
emeraldisle 30
Still a better name than Hashtag.
Epikouros 32
It could be worse. At least she doesn't want to call the baby Sirin.
redbandit9877 12
If it makes you feel better I think it's a beautiful name
TwiztedYuri 9
don't get sued by Apple.
marlenoysis 7
Compromise? Siri backwards is Iris. For a girl it's a beautiful name. For a boy.. Yeah I have no clue. Sorry.
thereader3593 4
I don't think it's such a bad name after all. It sounds good. Ps. I'm dictating Siri to write this for me
CammyMC 5
It's not that bad...could have been much worse!
hellproof023 6
Did you read over your terms an service? Apple might own the child if you're not careful...
cherryllollo 7
Isn't that tom cruises daughters name?
iliketrains09 12
That's Suri.