kise
Paris, France
Today, drunk at a party, I leaned through a window to throw up. I was outside. FML
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cmanaus 3
Sucks for the people inside
MDM15 5
Looks like someone's off the invite list
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cmanaus 3
Sucks for the people inside
MURIKKA 11
Actually it blows.... Chunks.
Misswildsides 22
^that mental image was disgusting.
rs89 20
Actually, the mental image I'm getting is highly amusing. All you gotta do is picturing a person peacefully sitting next to that very window or below it (depending on the structure), then imagine their surprise and facial expressions!
LaLince 40
lol
chibidemon 13
i see what you did there
Topasofmagic 17
Are the illustrations only visible on iPads or what?
Mattpig 15
Quit life
RaggleFrock 13
I'm sure worse things have been done by drunk people
txgirl2013 14
Excuse yourself please
CaptNomNom 17
"kill himself, please" would have been a better phrase
KM96 24
Excuse me?! I totally agree with 23
wickedninja918 1
Wow hey you should take your own advice
NerdyKink 7
I really don't understand how offensive comments like this stay here, yet neutral comments I make are removed virtually every time.
Mattpig 15
Epic fail
sux4u121 10
One poorly thought out comment wasn't enough for you?
silbot 11
Maybe HE'S drunk?
eggmarie 25
I thought people stopped saying "FAIL!" like two years ago?
ManInTheMachine 20
20-FML is a vortex Twilight Zone that sucks in overused phrases and revives them continuously through idiot commenters for extended periods of time. Other phrases like "Doesn't matter, had sex." "Cleveland voice: That's nasty." Are still used, though not nearly as often as before.
CaptNomNom 17
Come on. It's not that bad. Maybe h- oh who am I kidding. In quote of what you have said, you're an epic fail.
PipingMouse 14
Projectile Vomiting on all the people inside? Why would you get that drunk at a party? YDI, OP.
Supcio 12
I'd be more concerned if OP got that drunk on their own.
deepunder 17
Obviously cause u are at a party. Peer pressure makes u hate or like something more than when u are alone, and it makes u want to show it
MDM15 5
Looks like someone's off the invite list
PipingMouse 14
I don't think parties like that have invite lists....
RealTalk0 7
Oh god..the irony.
mell123_fml 4
Well it's not really ironic..
RealTalk0 7
I don't know. Maybe it's because he was outside and vomited inside, rather than a vice versa situation. Maybe I'm just stupid; yeah, let's go with that.
emeraldisle 30
If I was the owner of the house, I would kick your arse.
PandaSpots 10
It's so weird when English ppl say arse. Us Americans are just like " NO!!! It's ASS!!!!"
emeraldisle 30
If you had looked at my profile, you'd see that I'm actually Irish.
charvisioku 22
You're clearly a bit of an arse youself, 68 :)
hama806 19
Yet another way to be a "belligerent drunk." What next?
eatthemcows 4
It's okay op. I had a friend of mine vomit all over my shoes at a party about a month ago. You're not alone.
perdix 31
That would suck if it was your house. Otherwise, your drunken antics are probably so hilarious and disturbing that your host considers cleaning your vomit a small price for the hours of entertainment you provided. Hopefully, video of your inebriated rampage will make it to YouTube.