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boo8713 Bell, United States

Today, my wife wants to name our first child Siri, after the iPhone function. FML

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xlord 27

Well I hope your first child is smart, because people are going to be asking him/her a shit load of questions

LaLince 40

Amazing. Your child will be talking since the birth.

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Scribe_fml 8

How about Wolfram-Alpha for the next one?

laurenlovesjb 20

Are you sure it's after the iPhone function, and not just an unusual name? If its after the iPhone, that's ridiculous. Why would she want to name her child after technology?

wickedninja918 1

that's why it's an FML

1dvs_bstd 41

You should totally name your second child cydia!

killer6969 16

Yes just yes lol

intelliDude 7

Compromise and call her Iris.

AussieChild 22

Iris is a pretty name- on my baby name list

Lingonberry 4

Siri is a Scandinavian name

baaa18 2

I have a friend named Siri

Gradask 10

Siri is a old nickname form of Sigrid which means Victory and beautiful, it is and old Norse name, nothing wrong with it. Way better then Mallory which unfortunate or Kennedy which means misshapen head. It was also my Great grandmothers name.

katties 27

Why do people thumb this down? Check the facts - the person is right! The name Siri was around way before iPhone and I don't think anyone is going to remember that phone when she's all grown up. Your wife may have to explain to people the origin of the name though. And I hope that she didn't really get the name from the phone.

katties 27

Why do people thumb this down? Check the facts - the person is right! The name Siri was around way before iPhone and I don't think anyone is going to remember that phone when she's all grown up. Your wife may have to explain to people the origin of the name though. And I hope that she didn't really get the name from the phone. Also, she needs to figure out how she wants the name to be pronounced, because there's two ways and people may mix those up quite often, which is often annoying for the person named.

katties 27

Oh, that's how double posts happen...

GigaPudding_fml 24

Siri is a fairly common name in Sweden. I think it's pretty! :)

PrettyInScarlett 9

I don't see the problem. It could be worse.

HighasaCloud 46

It actually just might be worse. "After the iPhone function" could be a cover and she actually wants to name the child after the **** star Siri.

esp_superstar 10

Gotta love Siri

amruthpillai 1

You deserve it for buying an Apple product!

ManInTheMachine 20

Someone needs to improve their reading and comprehension skills.

sierra142 19

Could be worse, a woman just named her daughter hashtag.

rattusrattus 19

I've heard about parents who decided to follow the Beckhams and name their child after the place the child were conceived. Poor Lay-By must be on the receiving end of so much bullying...

dancer4life143 13

I heard about a family in India who named their daughter Facebook