boo8713
Bell, United States
Today, my wife wants to name our first child Siri, after the iPhone function. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
noway
Cholet, France
Today, my French wife chose the name of our unborn baby girl. She wants to call her Fanny and won't change her mind. FML
George
Trust issues
Today, the only woman in my life who has been honest with me and will give me a straight answer is iPhone’s Siri. FML
spermbankonlegs
United States
Today, my girlfriend of three days asked if we could start naming our future children. FML
me
Richmond, United States
Today, I realized the only "person" I have talked to in the last two days is Siri. FML
Anonymous
Toronto, Canada
Today, I found out my wife named our son after her ex-lover. FML
anonymous
Kitchener, Canada
Today, for some reason entirely beyond my knowledge, Siri referred to me as "Sugartits". FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I found out that my wife named our son after her ex boyfriend. FML
MikeA
Today, I used Siri to text my VP asking for a good time to talk. Siri helpfully changed the text to ask for a "good time to talk my dick" and sent it before I could change it. FML
Anonymous
Newark, United States
Today, I discovered that my wife named our kids after her former lovers. We have two sons and a daughter. FML
JillianJuneBug
Elmira, United States
Today, I was listening to music on my phone. I activated Siri by mistake, which stopped the music. I told Siri to, "turn the damn music back on." She replied, "Now calling Afton." Afton is my ex. While trying to quickly end the call, my phone froze and the buttons stopped working. FML
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xlord 27
Well I hope your first child is smart, because people are going to be asking him/her a shit load of questions
LaLince 40
Amazing. Your child will be talking since the birth.
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DocBastard 40
With all the dumbass names people are using these days (Jason Lee named his daughter Pilot Inspektor, for ****'s sake), Siri really isn't too bad.
klorehore 24
I'm from Norway and Siri is a rather common name here
Steve95401 49
I worked with a woman named Siri many years ago - an American of Norwegian ancestry.
HortonThelephant 15
Siri? Like a feminised derivative of Sirius? The satellite radio conglomerate? The Harry Potter character? No? How about my personal favorite, the brightest star in our night sky? Nothing? Wait just a moment now... Google is telling me that Siri™ is a failed novelty of the Ipwn 4, that once was fun, and is now the exclusive intellectual property of Apple Inc. They might try to take you and your unborn child for all your worth, but I think its a beautiful girls name, and you should hurry up before a million other people name their child the same.
saffy66 34
Nice for a girl but for goodness sake put your foot down if it's a boy.
biglittlehead 12
Still better than the people that named their daughter "Hashtag"
yusaku02 20
Apple users never fail to surprise me...
beatlegirl27 20
Suggest "Suri" since its close to "Siri" and people wouldn't be saying "Siri. What's my name?" Etc
WeaselBee42 6
Siri is one of the production babies of toy story 3. You know, in case you were interested
andrew6p 19
Its a nice name for a girl. If The baby's a boy call him Sirius after Sirius Black.
richiefitz 4
Wouldn't it be kinda ironic if the kid had Down syndrome
EyesofStone 27
No, it wouldn't
moonwing 17
How in the hell is that "ironic"? Just because someone wants to name their child Siri, the child would probably have Downs? Jerk.