Today, my wife wants to name our first child Siri, after the iPhone function. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Today, my French wife chose the name of our unborn baby girl. She wants to call her Fanny and won't change her mind. FML
Trust issues
Today, the only woman in my life who has been honest with me and will give me a straight answer is iPhone’s Siri. FML
Today, my girlfriend of three days asked if we could start naming our future children. FML
Today, I realized the only "person" I have talked to in the last two days is Siri. FML
Today, I found out my wife named our son after her ex-lover. FML
Today, for some reason entirely beyond my knowledge, Siri referred to me as "Sugartits". FML
Today, I found out that my wife named our son after her ex boyfriend. FML
Today, I used Siri to text my VP asking for a good time to talk. Siri helpfully changed the text to ask for a "good time to talk my dick" and sent it before I could change it. FML
Today, I discovered that my wife named our kids after her former lovers. We have two sons and a daughter. FML
Today, I was listening to music on my phone. I activated Siri by mistake, which stopped the music. I told Siri to, "turn the damn music back on." She replied, "Now calling Afton." Afton is my ex. While trying to quickly end the call, my phone froze and the buttons stopped working. FML
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xlord 27
Well I hope your first child is smart, because people are going to be asking him/her a shit load of questions
LaLince 40
Amazing. Your child will be talking since the birth.
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Comments (184)
dreaswi 3
Better than the couple that made the news for naming their daughter hash tag
boots73 2
Better than the couple that named their baby girl Hashtag... Edit: I see a few others beat me to it.
bluevayero 42
if hse hates ur unborn baby so much, then wait some years to reproduce...
mikeymayhem_87 15
Sounds like she has been brainwashed by Apple lol
PsychoBitch666 8
Siri is a pretty common name in Scandinavia. Relax, not the worst thing to call a kid. Nice meaning, too.
Glidefedt 6
Are you Sirious?
kemando 22
That's actually a really cool soundin name
onorexveritas 24
that's creepy.
frohel 4
Siri is actually a pretty normal norwegian name. Siri on the iPhone was actually made by Norwegians, so the name is just their way of putting Norway in there in some way. I like Siri :):)
felah17 6
Well... Tom Cruise has a child named Suri...Close enough!!