Today, my wife wants to name our first child Siri, after the iPhone function. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Today, my French wife chose the name of our unborn baby girl. She wants to call her Fanny and won't change her mind. FML
Trust issues
Today, the only woman in my life who has been honest with me and will give me a straight answer is iPhone’s Siri. FML
Today, my girlfriend of three days asked if we could start naming our future children. FML
Today, I realized the only "person" I have talked to in the last two days is Siri. FML
Today, I found out my wife named our son after her ex-lover. FML
Today, for some reason entirely beyond my knowledge, Siri referred to me as "Sugartits". FML
Today, I found out that my wife named our son after her ex boyfriend. FML
Today, I used Siri to text my VP asking for a good time to talk. Siri helpfully changed the text to ask for a "good time to talk my dick" and sent it before I could change it. FML
Today, I discovered that my wife named our kids after her former lovers. We have two sons and a daughter. FML
Today, I was listening to music on my phone. I activated Siri by mistake, which stopped the music. I told Siri to, "turn the damn music back on." She replied, "Now calling Afton." Afton is my ex. While trying to quickly end the call, my phone froze and the buttons stopped working. FML
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xlord 27
Well I hope your first child is smart, because people are going to be asking him/her a shit load of questions
LaLince 40
Amazing. Your child will be talking since the birth.
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Comments (184)
doglover100 29
It's not a bad name. Way better than the couple who recently named their kid hash tag. The couple posted online about the arrival and their spelling is just awful.
lovissna 3
I was reading the newspapers this morning and a couple here in Sweden had named their baby girl; Hash tag,because they both loved twitter...
Bright_Lights 14
Name it Suri instead!
Khrystyne21 0
well at least its better than Hashtag
someindiandude 6
Siri is a commin Indian name too. It means wealth.
101pimpdaddymac 6
Just say no
mercsl65 7
Child support will be cheaper than the lifelong cost of her sillyness...
TITANlUM 2
Siri is actually a pretty cute name though.
Queen_of_Night 20
Welcome to the Yahoo! front page.
malikgirl 2
That could actually be a cute name.