Today, a really cute guy sat across from me on the bus. He smiled at me, then tensed his muscles and lifted a heavy bag with one arm. Thinking he was trying to act "macho" to impress me, I rolled my eyes and threw him an annoyed/disgusted look. When he got off, I realized he only had one arm. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was riding the public bus and a really fat, smelly guy sat next to me. He put his arm around my shoulder and asked me if I was single. My stop wasn't for three more miles. FML
Today, I saw a cute guy on the bus. I smiled at him and he smiled back. After a couple of stops, he got off the bus. He bumped into me, turned around, apologized, and winked. I stood there feeling good about myself. Then I realized he stole my wallet. FML
Today, I saw a man on the bus with the strangest band shirt I have ever seen. I couldn't help but stare at it and try and figure out what the band was… until he turned to me and said, "Why not take a picture, asshole?" then got off the bus. As he walked away, I saw that he was missing an arm. FML
Today, while I was on the bus to work, a morbidly obese man sat down next to me. When my stop came and I stood up to get off, he just looked at me, said with a smirk, "good luck with that," and went back to reading his paper. I missed my stop. FML
Today, on the bus, a large smelly man was sat next to me, pushing me against the divider and sliding into me on every turn. When he got up for his stop, his pants had loosened and his bare ass was staring me in the face. FML
Today, I was sitting on the bus and as I'm quite short my legs were dangling. Some guy, who wasn't looking where he was going, tripped over my foot and went flying. He and everyone else on the bus glared at me like it was deliberate. The man next to me even changed seats in disgust. FML
Today, while I was riding the bus to work, I noticed the guy sitting across from me had shorts on. He also had no underwear on and I could fully see his "parts" just hanging there. I decided to switch seats but as I stood up to move, the bus jerked. I fell face forward right into his "parts". FML
Today, I was riding on my usual bus, when I noticed a man staring at me. I was having a really bad day, and said "Can you please stop staring at me?" He then replied with "I'm just trying to look out the window, and your head is in the way. Don't flatter yourself." FML
Today, I was going to work and got in the elevator. I was going through my bag for my phone and asked the man in the elevator to push the button for me. He gave me a look of death before I realized he had no arms. FML
Today, I was on the subway and saw this cute guy eyeing me. I crossed my legs, tossed back my hair, and raised my eyebrows slightly. As he came up to me, my heart started racing until he finally started flirting... with the girl next to me. FML
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woofer_fml 0
wow. first of all, even if he was trying to charm you, to seem "macho" you should have enjoyed the sentiment of it. second your a total turdwad, for rolling your eyes, thinkin' your better than him, that makes you a double turdwad. YDI imagine how you must have made him feel for being a normal person. turdwad.
amy_shmamy 0
first you say theres a really cure guy that sat across from you and then you roll your eyes at him?
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Jcsati8 0
first!
milena28_fml 0
ydi for being so shallow
Carpy 8
YDI for being a ******* bitch. Quit acting like a snob as if noone deserves you. You won't get a good guy until you stop being so shallow.
PTERONOPHOBIA 0
shut the **** up, 1.
amy_shmamy 0
first you say theres a really cure guy that sat across from you and then you roll your eyes at him?
hershey098 0
your a bitch don't be mean he has one arm
CaptaiNiLL 0
yea I don't get tht either if u think the person is hot go for it don't be a prick and reject the person so they'll go after u cuz a lot of times they wont
thatsucks42 4
The lack of correct grammar in this feed disturbs me greatly.
Marine1775 14
Right?
lpaz 14
Somehow, I don't think she was aware til after she threw him that face
woofer_fml 0
wow. first of all, even if he was trying to charm you, to seem "macho" you should have enjoyed the sentiment of it. second your a total turdwad, for rolling your eyes, thinkin' your better than him, that makes you a double turdwad. YDI imagine how you must have made him feel for being a normal person. turdwad.
prousey 0
turdwad? are you 5?
sportygurl3 0
amen!! :D
rudysayshi 4
that's kinda ****** up though so is this man not a normal person because this girl wants sentiment for being a douche to this not normal person
mangoboy1 19
women
lpaz 14
Maybe she thought he was showing off..
jobekka 20
why should she enjoy it? different people enjoy different things, not nice telling people how to feel..
shaPOW 0
so you didn't notice that the guy sitting across from you was missing an arm? and you decided that even though you thought he was cute, that you'd act disgusted at what you thought was an attempt to be macho instead of doing that "you're being stupid but i like you" giggle? =P
King_of_Kings 3
#2 you took the words right out of my mouth. i was literally going to say those exact words. for the OP: that was a little rude on your part. but atleast you didn't say anything bad to him.
TheAntiComment 0
Guess I know which hand he masterbates with
666midnight 0
lol @ #7! XD Why roll your eyes at a guy you thought was cute? Unless you're one of them really annoying girls who play hard to get...Seriously if you're interested let them know if not then don't be, don't play games..it's annoying..
UnCensoredBitch 0
OMG! #7! Mean much? :P
sprinkesrdelish 5
another girl who thinks everyone is just trying to impress her, only to find out shes a dumb conceited bitch..
LchTessMnstr 3
#11 FTW! It's conceited bitches like you that give us girls a bad name!! Get over yourself! If he were actually interested, he probably would have done more than smile... YDI.
HahaNoGoAway 11
Amen! And just because someone smiles at you doesn't mean they find you attractive, did if ever cross your mind that he was just a nice person!?