Today, my ex-boyfriend came over to visit. Being nice, I let him walk down the stairs first, following after him. I still managed to reach the bottom before he did; after taking one step, I lost my footing and fell all the way down, scraping the skin off my arms and legs, and bruising my butt. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my boyfriend called me to come over because we "needed to talk." Going down the stairs, I tripped and fell. I woke up from unconsciousness with a hurting leg and my boyfriend standing over me. Just as I was about to smile and ask for a kiss, he said, "Maybe we should take a break" and left. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were having a shower together for the first time. He was trying impress me and did some sort of dance move, he slipped, and when he fell he kicked my leg out causing me to fall and hit my face on the faucet. FML
Today, while attempting to sneak out of my boyfriend's parents' house during my walk of shame, I fell down the stairs, spilling cherry coke all over myself, their walls, and the carpet. FML
Today, I tripped while walking down a large flight of stairs. As I fell forward, I instinctively reached out and grabbed onto one of the guys walking up. I ended up taking him and two other people down with me, earning myself a great many disgusted glares as I dusted myself off. FML
Today, I was out for a jog when I saw my ex-boyfriend walking towards me. I tried to duck behind a tree to avoid him, but I slipped on a plastic bag and fell into a lovely patch of mud. He saw the whole thing and walked away smirking. FML
Today, I tried to "trip" and fall into this guy I've had a crush on. I missed and fell on my face. He stepped over me and kept walking. FML
Today, my boyfriend tried to be romantic by dipping me backwards and kissing me. He dropped me on my butt, then stepped on my hand while trying to help me up. FML
Today, my boyfriend thought it would be cute to try and pick me up while kissing, instead he tripped and slammed the back of my head on the corner of the wall. FML
Today, while I was on a walk, I saw my boyfriend; since it was raining, I thought it would be romantic to run up to him and kiss him. I ended up breaking his arm because I knocked him over. FML
Today, I ran up to my boyfriend to kiss him when he got home from work. I tripped and I fell on him, and he fell backwards. He ended up hitting his head on the sidewalk and had to get stitches. He also had a concussion. FML
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lmtl30stm 0
Are u guys like all not there? She said she was letting her ex go ahead of her to be nice, but she managed to make it to the bottom first by falling down the stairs...its not that hard to understand.
Freeze_fml 17
Jesus Christ. This should be put on a high school exit level exam. You people must have reading deficiencies.
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Comments (78)
eftup 9
I am so aroused by the word "bottom" that my nipples are erect and sharp enough to cut diamonds.
eftup 9
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warpig182 0
HOLY SHIT A DOG THAT CAN TYPE
iliketurdles 7
Of course that dog can type. why, do you know a dog that can't type? D:
redbluegreen 41
The majority of comments on this site support the notion that dogs can type.
rudiznell 0
what are you stairs concrete? how do you skin you arms and legs on hardwood or carpet or are you meskin?
vballplayr7 0
wow, thats way tmi dude
nerdsgetmehot 23
#36 Some basement stairs are concrete. Perhaps that's the case for OP's situation. Also, it's very possible to obtain injuries from carpet-covered stairs. Ever heard of carpet burn?
zakkyzebra 11
XD. #1, so you think that's a cover-up story for why her bum is bruised, too, huh?
thatgingerkid 0
haha nipples
cinnn 0
#57 so she scratched her coochie?Because in England bum means coochie!
anorexicbarbie 8
Poorly written FML.
XoX_CUPCAKES_XoX 0
agreed i still dont get it o.o
brianjman14 23
I won't blame you because I got a little bit confused at first because of the ex-boyfriend being there. Basically, she let him walk down the stairs first. After that, she started going downstairs behind him, she lost her footing on the first step and slipped and fell down the stairs and got scrapes on her arms and legs and a bruise on her butt. On the plus side, though, she got to the bottom before he did! ^_^
nessimonster 0
48 yu make it so clear lol thxz ^.^
stfuexe 0
What was the point of mentioning the ex bf? did he laugh? did he walk over u? how is this an fml? you fell, wooptedoo
ERICA833 0
I don't understand how this fml was wrote. it's extremely confusing
dudeitsdanny 10
It's as easy to understand as your comment. I think the word you're looking for is written.
revvah 0
written*
EffinAhole 0
she's like 9 give her a break
thatgingerkid 0
and your "effin a hole"?
TheNicce01 14
it means hes ******* a hole..."ten years later at a mole confession:we need to get rid of the hole ******"
Aoife_ckyou 0
trying to understand this gave me a headache. FML
HSOMGF 5
WTF?
stephkaii 0
this makes absolutely no sense
jakeisawake 3
So wait... you made it down before him because you tripped on the first step? I'm confused. Anyways did he come over for sex, or is there another reason the two of you were upstairs?
thisgirl2u 9
Yes, she tripped and by doing so she slid down the stairs much faster than her ex boyfriend could walk down them.
redbluegreen 41
^ I'm thinking the OP's house had a similar design to that of my old house, where there was the entrance, and a separate set of stairs leading both to the second story and the first. The second would have the bedrooms and the kitchen, and the first would have the living room.
jakeisawake 3
Well, that wasn't too difficult to read then. :) Thanks #15.
Freeze_fml 17
Jesus Christ. This should be put on a high school exit level exam. You people must have reading deficiencies.
thatgingerkid 0
lol agreed
l4urenz 23
I'm from Austria and have been learning English for about two years and I don't think it's hard to understand at all.
lmtl30stm 0
Are u guys like all not there? She said she was letting her ex go ahead of her to be nice, but she managed to make it to the bottom first by falling down the stairs...its not that hard to understand.
ImaginaryFoe 1
Judging from BIA's comment, I believe the post has been edited to make it more understandable. OP, why were you at the bottom first? If you were letting him go ahead, give him some space! I'm guessing you were running down the stairs so YDI.
redbluegreen 41
It wasn't drastically edited. There shouldn't have been a problem in the first place.
ImaginaryFoe 1
Meh, I tried to help. I guess some people are just slow.
FFYL334 0
u r an idiot nub
Doopliss01 0
+1