Today, I've actually developed a crush on a guy I never intended to crush on, and also can't have. For one he's married and utterly devoted to his wife. And even if that weren't true, he's so far out of my league I need binoculars to see him. And to top it all of? He's fictional. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I've had more crushes on fictional characters than actual people. FML
Today, I have a major crush on my coworker and I hate it because he's s gay and happily married to another man. FML
Today, as I recently starting having a huge crush on this one guy, my friend told me she told him about the crush, and that he reacted positively. I made a move, only to find out he has a partner. I've tried distancing myself to get over him but he befriended all my friends and is now in our group chat, and the crush has only intensified. FML
Today, I realized I have a crush on one of my co-workers. I’m married. I would never ever act on it but it’s really scaring me that I have these feelings and can’t make them go away. FML
Today, I'm in a long-term relationship with a woman I love to bits, but I have a crush on a coworker. I've tried to brush it off, but it's only getting stronger. The worst part? I think she likes me too. FML
Today, I found out the guy I had a huge crush on back in college, and still think of every day, actually did like me back. Except I’ve been married for nearly 8 years to someone else. FML
Today, I have a massive crush on a fictional character. Who happens to be an ermine. FML
Today, I came to the unhappy realization that I’m living such a cliche. I’m completely in love with a totally unavailable man. He’s funny, smart, and drop dead gorgeous. There’s no way I could ever tell him how I truly feel. He’s gay and I’m a woman. We’ll never be more than friends. FML
Today, I've had a crush on a guy for a while - a friend of mine knows this. I finally decided to find out once and for all if there was any chance with him, so I drove to his house, armed with a home cooked meal and wine, only to find the very friend I confided in was at his house. It turns out they are now an item. FML
Today, I have an office crush that I'm completely in love with. I tried to make some type of connection, but to him I'm dead, I'm just like some kind of office furniture, like a lamp or a printer, but even more useless. FML
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Top comments
goodread2200 10
If he's fictional and you are fantasising about him then his wife won't mind.
laurellkawes 31
I would have started with he's fictional
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Comments (58)
GrumpyGrinch 23
And his name is Dean, right? Oh, no, he has a wife, then its Sam?
singafairytale 11
Jensen ackles has a wife. It's definitely him.
Limeila 10
Dean Winchester has no wife, and Jensen Ackles is not fictionnal. So no.
laurellkawes 31
I would have started with he's fictional
Sevarog 13
To me, it made the FML funnier, cause I wasn't expecting it.
goodread2200 10
If he's fictional and you are fantasising about him then his wife won't mind.
Catdragon 40
This is how I make myself not feel guilty for all 100 characters I have a crush on
chirstinap325 23
Hey at least he can't exactly break your heart :)
doodlecloud 27
I've actually had a dream where I dated a fictional character and then they cheated on me for my (real) friend. You can never trust your subconscious mind haha.
chirstinap325 23
Touché!
Dave_Davington 34
Don't beat yourself up. I'm sure we've all felt that fierce burning in our loins for Homer Simpson.
Sammeydw 22
or in my case, Derpy "Muffins" Hooves.
Arashikage 18
If you're fantasizing about a pony, you need to get out more.
ashatash 12
Doh!
Moerighan 23
I think you should have started with the fictional part lol, but I can guarantee without a doubt that we've all been there. So don't feel too bad.
Sammeydw 22
The OP shouldn't feel too bad. I'm a 40 year old that has a crush on a Equine from a kids show, that reminds me of a RL person that I have feelings for, but we will always be somewhere between "good friends" and "siblings".
The_Bleeder 13
Honestly, not all of us have been there. What about the asexuals, or demisexuals. People like that? A lot of them have not been attracted to fictional characters.
cupcakebruh 21
I have a friend who idenifies herself as an asexual, but she has had crushes on fictional characters
Limeila 10
Asexual is not aromantic.
lolen29 2
ohhh, outlander!
JinJu13 4
I'm literally in love with Castiel from Supernatural, and by default the married actor who plays him. I regret nothing.
NeneJPhilly 8
Girl! I had to stop watching Supernatural to get over Dean.
HudsonOfSmeg 1
Is his name Homer?
EliGolsdworthy 7
So who is he? He's not real anyway lol