Today, while sleeping, my foot was stabbed by something in my bed and I woke up to it bleeding. I looked around for the cause and found nothing. Now I'm afraid to go to sleep because it might happen again. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, while cleaning a carpet in my house, something in it sliced my foot. I couldn't find what it was, so I went to clean the wound. 10 minutes later, I sliced my foot again on the same thing. I still can't figure out what it was. FML
Today, I once again woke up to find a huge gash on the back of my foot with blood pouring out. Turns out, I scratched it with my other toenail in my sleep. This is the ninth time this has happened. FML
Today, I noticed one of my toenails was getting super long, so I cut it. In doing so, I accidentally ripped it off and it started bleeding. As I went to get something to stop it from bleeding, I got a huge splinter in my little toe, causing a painful infection. I think I should just go back to bed. FML
Today, I woke up in the middle of the night to go to the bathroom. I was there with the lights out when something ran across my foot. I freaked out, tried to kick it off, and ended up smashing my foot into the side of the tub. FML
Today, while I was sleeping, I managed to knock down the curtains by my bed. That would explain the gash on my head and blood on my bed. FML
Today, I was walking in my apartment when I felt something stab my foot. Thinking it was a piece of glass, I looked down. It was one of my roommate's toenail clippings. FML
Today, I woke to find a pool of my own blood all over my pillow. Frantic to find the source of the blood, I rushed into the bathroom and tripped over my too-long pajama pants. Crashing to the floor face first, I broke my nose. Turns out I had just bitten my lip in the middle of the night. FML
Today, the neighbors heard a blood curdling scream and called the cops, thinking I was being murdered. Nope. I just stubbed my toe. FML
Today, I woke up, only to find my arm was still asleep. I tried to move it just a tiny bit, but somehow ended up punching myself in the face. FML
Today, while walking barefoot through my house, I saw something shine on the floor across the hallway. Curious as to what it was, I rubbed my foot across the carpet to feel it. It wasn't until it was deeply lodged in my foot did I realize it was an open safety pin. FML
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Top comments
Tsunami87 17
Watch out! Freddy Krueger is about!
qazaq 1
Toe nail?
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Comments (207)
qazaq 1
Toe nail?
chris71sk8r 8
That'll be one sharp toe nail.
xXxIracebethxXx 14
We got some Insidious shit going on in here :D *hides knife*
redbluegreen 41
Insidious? I was thinking more like Tyler Durden.
gregorrok1 0
It may have been a feather... The ends are pretty sharp.
The_Troller 14
I've been stabbed by pencils in my pocket, but OP's foot was stabbed and I don't think normal people sleep with sharp objects in their socks so I really have no idea. Unless, of course, OP is a ninja/assassin and always keeps weapons on his/herself.
waswashere 0
His name is robert Paulson...
rocky910 5
I hear bed bugs are carrying knives now
RadPenny 6
Op, maybe you sleep-stab yourself. Don't worry I do it too :D
gojira666 7
His name is robert paulson
Bacontree 14
Happened to me once, I tore a bedsheet with my toenail.
528Alice491 3
Ooh that's happened to me, I got a huge gash on my thigh, I found nothing in my bed, and I have a light scar now.
Tsunami87 17
Watch out! Freddy Krueger is about!
PeteyPablo12308 20
Scary D-:
ambamm135 7
1,2 Freddy is coming for you...
HowAreYouToday 34
3,4 better lock your door
WPQ14 15
5, 6, grab your crucifix
TheGothGamerGirl 20
7,8 better stay up late
skoob 4
9,10 crap the bed
shay1813 0
9,10 never sleep again
xSonic 9
Sounds like Drew Bree's pregame chan lol
skoob 4
9,10 crap the bed
rexgar2000 10
lol 111s picture is so appropriate for this FML
RedPillSucks 33
He know when you're sleeping. He know if you're awake.
Glidefedt 6
115# / 120# I like how you try to make the same comment in hope of thumbs up, because it was smacked down the first time. Oh, and your plan failed.
wordbigbird 0
I would say the same of 91, hand looks like Freddy
xiaoxaio 5
hahah nice team work guys. with the whole 1 2 thing
ambamm135 7
146 I didn't even notice that if you scroll fast and see my pic it looks like that! Too funny :)
grant1023 5
Dangit you caught me
THE_A_TEEN 28
Yea, I really doubt you did it. Any more pseudo-crimes you want to confess?
RouletteRed 6
Seems like beds have been fighting back more and more. They might be conspiring with the clouds about revenge on us xD
BeefyQueef 5
Seems unlikely
redbluegreen 41
The OP must have been sleeping around.
RainbowMaster88 5
You're cute ;)
StiffPvtParts 43
I knew this day would come!
ikickgingers 15
Pennywise strikes again...
Enslaved 38
Haha, not too many people know his real name but they're scared to death of his pic. Now that I know his name.... he's no longer a stranger and my mom told me not to talk to strangers!
ikickgingers 15
Dude ... He scares the ever loving shit out of me. :( he's the stuff my nightmares are made of...
linkinpark98 24
Please don't make those horrific nightmares visit me again... :'(
OnlyAvailableID 28
"Have you got Prince Albert in a can? Well you better let him out! WAH HA, WAH HA, WAH HA!"
ikickgingers 15
^^^ when you comment I feel like I'm Edward Norton and you're biting the curb. *sigh* love daydreams.
OnlyAvailableID 28
Just warms the soul thinking about it doesn't if?
jellyD 1
Awesome reference!! He's my favorite horror!
Zeek63 0
I think santa is on his routine checks. He I seeing if you sleep sound enough so he can creep on you on Christmas.
EmilieAutumn 7
This is my absolute FAVORITE horror movie. Thank you for making my day
MerNoEngrush 0
Looks like you'll have a spring in your step tommorow morning!
flockz 20
so you found my pet cactus?!?!? i've been looking everywhere!!
VoteForTaco 8
Sorry..My knife fell...
katcot99 11
Oh damn
finished 10
Lol :)
shorty_gurlie 8
Wear socks?
154rct 7
What difference would that make
THE_A_TEEN 28
Practically no difference. Are you really that stupid??
flockz 20
i suggest combat boots.
Amrel 10
Cut holes in the matress and put your feet in them, or just buy another blanket for your feet and wrap them up crazy
jbchica 7
I'm pretty sure if it made his foot bleed then it would be able to cut through his socks. But he could wear shoes..sounds pretty uncomfortable though
grad2011 0
#9 - wearing socks while you sleep is how you get foot fungus..
leogirl95 12
Shoes with spikes on the bottoms
FMLandurstoo 9
Flockz will you marry me?
MinecraftDragon 5
*facepalm*
pinknipple69 3
Chill y'all she's clearly joking around
jillianmathers12 13
That's really scary! My cat use to hide in my comforter and then scratch me really hard. Maybe if you have a cat it could have scratched you?
ohmandapants 17
Sorry, but why does your cat hate you?
howdmynosego 12
No 155 they do that to play