Today, I was trying on bikinis at a local store. When I put my pants back on, my foot got stuck, I tripped and fell through the curtain of the fitting room, topless. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was trying on clothes in a store that had just screens set up for changing. As I took off the first pair of pants had I tried on, my foot got hooked in the cuff and I fell out in my underwear in front of the whole store. FML
Today, I went to the pool. When I hit the water the top of my swimsuit came off so I tried to put it on underwater. The lifeguard thought I was drowning and pulled me out in front of everyone. Topless. FML
Today, I was at the waterpark. I decided to go down a slide shaped like a funnel. On the way down, my bikini bottom untied. Then I got lodged in a V shape, arse first, in the hole at the funnel exit, exposing myself to the entire pool until I could slither out. FML
Today, I was taking a shower outside at my fiancé's beach house. I was struggling to take my bikini bottoms off, so I started to walk backwards to step out of it. Little did I know that I had pushed the door open. My fiancé, his family, and my family all saw me bend over naked. FML
Today, I got stuck in a dress in the fitting room and had to call the sales associate for help. She had to crawl under the door to rescue me. FML
Today, I tripped and fell, and didn’t realize my tank top strap broke. I walked around with my boob out for a solid 3 minutes in PUBLIC until my friend ran up behind me and yanked my tank top back up. He found it funny, and apparently everyone else got a great view. Talk about embarrassing. FML
Today, I went to the beach. While I was swimming, I noticed a few really hot guys passing. Trying to be sexy, I slowly got out of the water, showing off my body. I showed a bit more than I expected when I realized my bikini bottom had fallen off. FML
Today, while trying on bras in the changing room, I wanted to see what my friend's bra looked like on her. Not wishing to leave my changing room in my underwear, I wriggled under her door. When I got through, my bra had come nearly all the way down and when I tried getting back, I got stuck. FML
Today, I was at the grocery store. I bent to get some dog food off the bottom shelf and felt my pants tear. My jeans split right across the back seam, showing everyone I was wearing a pink thong under them. I had to ditch my cart and leave as I had no way to cover myself. FML
Today, while trying on an outfit in the dressing room at the mall, I got locked in. I decided to take 5 minutes to try and get out by crawling under the door. After I got out, I realized I left my cell phone, my purse and my pants inside. FML
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Top comments
kinky44 28
You were topless, they were speechless.
loserman67 36
You probably have a nice rack and made a few guys day - look at it that way...
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Comments (113)
dweeds508 24
Hope you got back behind the curtains and no one saw you, OP
Demig0d6 14
Why couldn't these things happen when I'm around
swaggalikethat 22
I'd probably laugh too hard to get a boner
MattM95 16
Wow I'm sorry to hear that OP. Look at the bright side. In a couple of years no one will remember...unless it was on a security camera
dragonrider1959 18
At that point it would be a porno
loserman67 36
You probably have a nice rack and made a few guys day - look at it that way...
SpamPam 18
Why should OP be happy about that?
Enslaved 38
Fitting rooms are usually located in a separate part of a clothing store far away from any peeping toms. Especially if they have loose "curtains". If it's somewhere where a guy can casually walk by, then they normally have wooden doors with locks. I'm sure if someone-- did see the OP it was just another woman not a guy.
lonewolf621 17
Well said #29
Rebles 15
As someone from germany I have to disargree. I know enough stores where male and female fitting rooms are side by side (or rather they are the same rooms dependant on who enters).
Enslaved 38
Curtain ones?
Rebles 15
Yes curtain ones.
GreatGeak 8
for Germany it makes sense, they are less embarrassed of their bodies, I hear nude beaches are common...if not all beaches. and I kind of disagree man, I've seen places that put the changing rooms up front by the registers so as to keep an eye out for shop lifters and for peeping toms.
Rebles 15
Are there really people that stand by the stalls just to see some rl *******? And regarding nude beaches. Real nude (fkk) beaches are rare but you won't get into any trouble if you remove your top at a normal beach over here.
Dopeshit_fml 4
hahaha dick
Rebles 15
Ahhh... ok?!
kinky44 28
You were topless, they were speechless.
aznpeaks 7
That was poetry
lambda_fml 40
I am commentless!
williamcarter93 13
I'd be more concerned if you got hurt from falling than being topless. Hope you're ok, OP
siniclehamster 16
I don't see the problem here... Jk FYL OP.
TuChiLE_MeXiCaNO 17
Look at it this way, you may have made someone's day.
gamersonly1234 5
Oh that sucks. Hope no one saw.
91hayek 31
Change rooms are usually in the back so most likely no one did.
MRP360 14
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOBIES
JonDG 12
lol xD we think alike good sir xD
CurlyQute 17
Uhhh I hope there wasn't any cameras for your sake...