Today, my wife came back from her camping trip with her friends. I decided to help her out by unpacking her stuff while she used the bathroom. It's funny; I never knew that a dildo, a ball gag and an open pack of condoms were considered camping gear. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my girlfriend came back from camping with her friends. I say "friends", I mean "friend". And when I say "friend", I mean "her ex". I took a look through her bag afterwards, and well, who knew condoms were considered camping equipment these days. FML
Today, I gave my mom an extra pillow since the ones in the guest room were too flat and hurt her neck. Hours later, I remembered that I'd stashed my vibrator in that pillowcase during a romantic camping trip with my husband. She found it. FML
Today, while my boyfriend was packing for his annual hunting trip, I saw him slip a box of condoms into his bag. FML
Today, my girlfriend was packing for her study abroad program. Jokingly, I got her a pack of condoms. She laughed, saying "Oh yeah, I'll definitely need some of those." Later, I showed up to take her to the airport and saw her open suitcase in the kitchen, with the condoms on top. FML
Today, my girlfriend, who I've been dating for over a year, was going to Florida for a short trip with a few friends without me since I couldn't get work off. She asked me to put her iPod in her bag for her as she was almost ready to walk out the door. That's when I saw she'd packed 10 condoms with her. FML
Today, my mom cleaned up my room. I had a drawer filled with condoms, 2 vibrators, and a bondage kit. She organized the condoms and vibrators in a shoe box. FML
Today, I came back from a hike to see my trailer rocking, as well as some strange but obvious noises coming from it. I went camping alone. Two strangers were in my camper having sex. FML
Today, I found three of my sister's dildos as I helped her unpack boxes for her new house. Jokingly, I said, "Why would you even need three?!" She actually explained. FML
Today, I looked on my sister's phone. There was a text from her boyfriend: "Let's go camping again, I bought more condoms so we won't make a big mess this time." Last time they went camping, they borrowed my sleeping bag. FML
Today, I found several thongs in the dryer that my wife has never worn before, purchased just days before she is going on vacation with her girlfriends. Serves me right for folding the laundry. FML
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Welshite 40
The true survival kit. The ***** can be used as a grappling hook, the ball gag as a simple weapon, and the condoms to carry water.
Trinidad727 9
Sorry you had to find out that way...
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Comments (169)
AirBusDriver 23
I think she meant to say she was going ******* on a Tramping trip OP.
jazalea8 16
Are you two a lesbian couple? It seems your wife might be bi? and she wanted companionship with guys? Sorry you had to find out this way. Confront her. If you can work it out, try. If not, it will get better.
bab3ruthl3ss 16
Believe it or not, not every bisexual eventually cheats on their partner. Also the condoms could have been used on the ***** just as easily.
brendejafulable 41
We learn something new every day.
AL3XFML 7
Well looks like it's time for you to start packing for her now...no make her do it herself. But seriously, OP, sorry. FYL.
logicnazi 18
"If you forget to bring your sex toys, ... you're gonna have a bad time"
littleking94 14
that ****!
earthlyscum 19
What the actual ****..
daemonsparta 16
now she can really go camping.... on the streets
fader48080 10
have I been doing camping wrong?
sailorarctic 22
benefit of the doubt OP. condoms to keep the ***** sanitary for all of her "friends" to share. the ballgag so the others don't have to listen to the one uaing the toy to pleasure themself.
bab3ruthl3ss 16
There's giving someone the benefit of the doubt, & then there's being a naïve fool...