Today, I realized that there are more framed pictures of my mom's dog than pictures of me around the house. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Today, I was perusing my mom's Facebook when I noticed that she has an album of pictures for each member of the family. All except me. Even the dog has his own album. FML
Our pride and joy
Today, I noticed my parents replaced my senior picture that hung on our living room wall with a painted one. Of our German Shepherd. FML
Starved
Today, I realized my mom tells our dogs she loves them more than she says it to me. FML
Today, I realized I have more dogs than I do friends. I have two dogs. FML
The most important member of the family
Today, my dad and his new wife got their wedding pictures done. Out of over 150 pictures, I was only in one. The family dog was in all of them. In the one picture of me, I was holding the dog's leash while he took a dump. FML
Step-dog
Today, I realized that I'm going to miss my mom's boyfriend's dog more than I'm actually going to miss him. The relationship is practically over but I've grown fond of his dog. FML
Today, my 7-month pitbull chewed up a framed picture of my parents and another framed picture of my other pitbull. Maybe he's mad I don't have any pictures of him framed yet? FML
Today, I came back from college and visited my parents house. There was a new family portrait hung over the mantel of my parents and 2 sisters. My mom had always wanted one but always postponed it. It was dated the day after I left for college. FML
Proud mama bird
Today, my mom found a box full of stuff she had been looking for. She started going through it and found baby pictures of my sister and me, as well as pictures of the cats. She put my baby pictures back in the box and closed the lid. The cat pictures are now hanging in her living room. FML
Today, I found out that my mom uses my Facebook account more than I do. FML
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djdeathwish 0
Dogs are pretty cool.
uncletom_fml 0
i have to say that i feel for you on this one. about a year ago i took inventory of the photos in my mother's house and found the count as follows: me - 2 (one of which i am in only because i am holding the dog so she can take its picture) sister - 5 old dog - 3 new dog - 8 if you don't have a whole lot of dignity, try crying about it or i evened up the picture count by laying on the guilt trip pretty thick. but that takes a mother with some compassion...
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djdeathwish 0
Dogs are pretty cool.
keetlover 0
you mom likes a dog netter than tippy HAHAHAHAHAHAA
Dr_Phil 0
I agree with #3.
rad222 0
That's too bad.
greenman_fml 0
kill the dog. problem solved
savbabesparkel 0
No you dog killer!!!!!
BloodMonger13 9
we should kill greenman
rayray_fml 0
sad that some people seem to love animals more than they love other people.
CeeCee_fml 16
#11 Well in some cases, can you blame them?
uncletom_fml 0
i have to say that i feel for you on this one. about a year ago i took inventory of the photos in my mother's house and found the count as follows: me - 2 (one of which i am in only because i am holding the dog so she can take its picture) sister - 5 old dog - 3 new dog - 8 if you don't have a whole lot of dignity, try crying about it or i evened up the picture count by laying on the guilt trip pretty thick. but that takes a mother with some compassion...
mleeb 0
when this (http://www.fmylife.com/miscellaneous/50686) happens to you then you know you have something to worry about.
d_dh2310 0
awww i love dogs too!! doesn't mean she doesn't love you. I will love my (future) kids always, but I will always love my dog too
BJacobs 0
my parents have more pictures of me than both my brothers combined in the house :D f their lives! rofl #19 - maybe they are trying to surround themselves so much they get used to the ugly ?