Today, my vegetarian housemate cleaned the fridge. He threw away all of the meat in our fridge and made a nice sign stating "Meat is Murder". I was storing roughly $1000 worth of filet mignon steaks and seafood for my sister's wedding. FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my daughter, who is going through a vegan phase, pulled the plug for our garage chest freezer, where we store our meat. That's $1200 of meat, rotten. My husband is so mad that he's been at the gym for six hours straight. FML
Today, I moved in with my new roommate. She's a vegetarian, and won't let me put my meat in the fridge because it will "contaminate her food". FML
Today, my roommate decided to go vegan and threw all of MY meats, cheeses, chocolates and even beans for some reason in the trash, because he "doesn't need that kind of toxic waste" in his life. FML
Today, my roommate decided to go vegan after watching a PETA video. She began this new-found lifestyle by throwing out all of the non-vegan items in the house, including some prime rib we had recently purchased, all of our ice cream, and my chocolate stash. FML
Today, I found out my ex-husband left the fridge full of rotting meat in the house that I'm selling. I turned off the power to the house in March. Now the whole house stinks, and I had to have the fridge professionally removed and the kitchen cleaned because buyers are coming to look at it tomorrow. FML
Today, I kindly asked my crazy roommate to move out. She answered by stuffing raw hamburger meat down all the drains in the apartment. FML
Today, to keep me from "getting fatter", my roommate raided the kitchen. She ate everything from cookies and ice cream to deli meat. The only thing left in the house are vegetables. FML
Today, surprisingly, my roommate made a nice meal. Within an hour, I started throwing up. When I confronted her, she confessed that she'd used long expired ingredients, including meat, because she didn't want the garbage men to think she's "the type that wastes food." FML
Today, my housemate, who never cleans, cooked tacos, then left her dishes for the rest of the evening. When shown a bowl of murky water in the sink, she denied it was hers, prompting my vegetarian housemate to clean it. Putting her hand in the bowl, she found a lump of raw taco meat. Yum. FML
Today, after I cleaned out the fridge of things that expired months ago, my roommate got angry and insisted upon pulling all the moldy dairy products out of the garbage and putting them back because "they weren't mine and I shouldn't throw out other people's food." FML
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katamaridamacy 0
I would kill your housemate and serve him at your sister's wedding.
o3o 0
I'm a vegetarian too, but that's just wrong. :o I understand when people eat meat, it's not like I can change them. But what your roommate did was going too far. -_- Oh, and tell him to stop supporting PETA. T_T
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LEPOfficer 0
Meat is murder, but MUUURDER is also murder!!!
portablecupid 3
it was very clearly stated in the FML that the offending roomie was a dude. i personally am offended that most of you FMLposters overlook this and refer to the roommate as a "she", merely because you assume that only a woman would be pussy enough to be a vegetarian. not the case. i have a ****** and i am a proud carnivore. in fact, i know several men who are vegetarians. so stop it with the stereotypes yall.
glostik 0
Oh man... That sucks... That's were you get him/her a license plate that says ILOVETOFU. Hahaha that's payback!
athos1237 4
Actually we are just saying the veggie is a fag not an actual woman. Women have more backbone.
ZeroCharisma 0
Sweetheart, my husband is a vegetarian and I guarantee you, he's more of a man than you'll ever be.
Subjectzero 0
well now you can take her to smallclaims court if she does not reinburse you for th e meat you were saving. all you have Lost is time.
lillitron 0
you can read it as, "I LOVE TOFU", or, "I LOVE TO F U". two completely different things. i personally still dont think its much of a payback though.
wrecked47 0
What ab assholle! **** vegetarians, make him pay
SlipKnoTHeretic 0
Next time eat your vegitarian housemate alive. and YDI for living with a pussy ass bitch mother ******
athos1237 4
You better have him paying you back or beating him like you own him. **** him and his bullshit beliefs. As soon as he pays you back take him for a vegetarian walk (to collect berries) in the Washington forests, and tie his fag ass to a tree. Maybe a bear can explain why carnivores eat herbivores.
Moemoemoe_fml 0
Please show him what REAL murder looks like, preferably done by ramming veggies up where the sun doesn't shines in the meddlesome jerk. :-/
P374RD3D 9
I would suggest using a chicken bone
notnerb 0
Tell him to pay to replace the food or you will call the police on his ass! He must have known that was for a special event (I doubt that you usually have that much meat in your fridge) and have at least some idea of it's value so he deserves it!
Shalalalalala 0
How obnoxious. Just because he is a vegetarian it doesn't mean you have to be. He has no business touching your things. I would make him pay for it and then eat some of it. Yeah... put little bits of meat in his food, and don't tell him about it for a while >:D