Today, my vegetarian housemate cleaned the fridge. He threw away all of the meat in our fridge and made a nice sign stating "Meat is Murder". I was storing roughly $1000 worth of filet mignon steaks and seafood for my sister's wedding. FML
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Today, my daughter, who is going through a vegan phase, pulled the plug for our garage chest freezer, where we store our meat. That's $1200 of meat, rotten. My husband is so mad that he's been at the gym for six hours straight. FML
Today, I moved in with my new roommate. She's a vegetarian, and won't let me put my meat in the fridge because it will "contaminate her food". FML
Today, my roommate decided to go vegan and threw all of MY meats, cheeses, chocolates and even beans for some reason in the trash, because he "doesn't need that kind of toxic waste" in his life. FML
Today, my roommate decided to go vegan after watching a PETA video. She began this new-found lifestyle by throwing out all of the non-vegan items in the house, including some prime rib we had recently purchased, all of our ice cream, and my chocolate stash. FML
Today, I found out my ex-husband left the fridge full of rotting meat in the house that I'm selling. I turned off the power to the house in March. Now the whole house stinks, and I had to have the fridge professionally removed and the kitchen cleaned because buyers are coming to look at it tomorrow. FML
Today, I kindly asked my crazy roommate to move out. She answered by stuffing raw hamburger meat down all the drains in the apartment. FML
Today, to keep me from "getting fatter", my roommate raided the kitchen. She ate everything from cookies and ice cream to deli meat. The only thing left in the house are vegetables. FML
Today, surprisingly, my roommate made a nice meal. Within an hour, I started throwing up. When I confronted her, she confessed that she'd used long expired ingredients, including meat, because she didn't want the garbage men to think she's "the type that wastes food." FML
Today, my housemate, who never cleans, cooked tacos, then left her dishes for the rest of the evening. When shown a bowl of murky water in the sink, she denied it was hers, prompting my vegetarian housemate to clean it. Putting her hand in the bowl, she found a lump of raw taco meat. Yum. FML
Today, after I cleaned out the fridge of things that expired months ago, my roommate got angry and insisted upon pulling all the moldy dairy products out of the garbage and putting them back because "they weren't mine and I shouldn't throw out other people's food." FML
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katamaridamacy 0
I would kill your housemate and serve him at your sister's wedding.
o3o 0
I'm a vegetarian too, but that's just wrong. :o I understand when people eat meat, it's not like I can change them. But what your roommate did was going too far. -_- Oh, and tell him to stop supporting PETA. T_T
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dfinch01 0
I'm not really against vegetarians. I wish I liked vegetables enough to do it myself. However, what the house mate did was virtually theft. Packaged meat shouldn't make anything else stink. People are also on about how much room this meat took up. It doesn't take much fine quality steak to bring it up to $1000. Make him pay you for your damaged items and make him apologise to your sister. Vegetarians are okay, but I can't stand the term 'meat is murder'. As it was aptly put earlier, so is killing other living things such as plants. For that matter, eating beans is abortion.
usedusername 0
What a jerk!!!! hope you kicked him out of the flat. he should have discussed his discomfort about the meat with you before being so selfish - you could have come to an agreement, stored it somewhere else etc. Grrrrrrr.
BAbitch_123 0
okk he was right. meat is murder. i wouldnt of thrown it away .i would of had a no meat rule from the start!
Ranryu 0
Being a vegetarian is unnatural. They should look up the definition of an omnivore. You know, that thing that humans are? Also, they should have their non-molars (in other words, their carnivorous teeth) removed if they insist on going against what evolution or, if you choose to believe in a creator of some sort, whatever he/she/it, has proven to be best for us. Besides, meat is delicious.
Mr_schadenfreude 0
get him to invite his vegan friends, provide tons of alcohol, put him and the others on the back of a truck, drive him to a meat factory operated by the mafia, wait three hours, go back, pick up the end-result and eat his liver at your sister's wedding whilst drinking a glass of chianti.
kukopia 0
WOW Almost 400 replies! This ROCKS! Meat = murder but theft from your roommate isn't illegal, immoral, unsociable, inexcusible, reprehensible, pathetic, sinful, shameful and just plain LAME?!?!?!?
thehazeman 0
meat isn't murder, and neither is justifiable homicide kill that prick
wong89138 0
People with alternate lifestyles they really enjoy often can't just keep their noses out of other people's business. I'm happy that you're happy, don't touch my food.
flying_vegan 0
Meat IS murder, but while I discourage people from eating it, I wouldn't do this. I mean if someone threw out my butternut squash Thai curry or stuffed organic peppers and left a note saying "Vegetables Schmegetales", I'd be pretty frowny >:( Was a bit inconsiderate of OP to not even check with his housemate before piling the fridge full of murder though... Power to the vegans :)
flying_vegan 0
Last time I checked, 310, you were a ****. Oh, I see you still are...