Anonymous1221
Today, I was told by the guy I've liked for years that he would date me if he was straight. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
Today, a guy told me I was hot and that I should give him a chance. When I told him I was straight, he instantly called me a bigot. FML
Anonymoys
Pansexuality awaits you
Today, I realized that the guy that I've liked for the past 7 months is actually a girl. I've told all my friends about how much I like him, but no one bothered to tell me that he's actually a girl. FML
Single4Life
United States
Today, my friend told me that she gave my number to a guy I've liked for a while. I asked why and she just said "He's just going to have to tell you himself." I got hopeful and really nervous. A few hours later he calls. Turns out, he's called to try and get a date with my gay friend. FML
Not Gay
Williamston, United States
Today, I found out the reason my crush has been talking so openly to me. Not because she likes me back, but because she thinks I'm gay. FML
Heart.Broken.Yet.Again
Unboyfriendable
Today, after years of crushing on numerous straight guys, I now like a really close friend who is also gay. Too bad, he has already elaborated how perfect I am, but definitely not someone he could like or date. Seems I would have to move on yet again. FML
hannahisacooler
Chino Hills, United States
Today, I told the guy I liked about my crush on him. He said he would keep me in mind if he ever hits rock bottom. FML
The L word
United States
Today, I found out the girl I've been trying to date for six months is gay. FML
C2
Australia
Today, at a party, I watched the guy I've liked for AGES come out of a bedroom with one of my gay male friends. They were in there for a while. FML
Anonymous
Gullible's travels
Today, after receiving messages from a person or persons who supposedly have a crush on me, I've come to the realization that it's probably been one guy messaging me all along. I'm not even gay. FML
noooooooo
Laurinburg, United States
Today, I was dancing with an incredibly sexy man at a club. He was grinding on me when he leaned over and said, "If I was straight, I would make you my queen." FML
Top comments
damnusernames 12
Been there. Look at it this way: it has nothing to do with you as person why he can't date you. You're probably great, keep your head up.
RichardPencil 32
If my grandmother had balls, she'd be my grandfather! If you had balls, you'd have a boyfriend.
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Comments (40)
cheshireau 26
It's always the way. The good ones are gay.
kiki1705 20
Then I bet you're 100% straight for sure.
DeMamp 15
#12 shots fired
LevelupKid 8
Or they say that, to avoid your ugly ass.
cheshireau 26
Bi, actually and #26, thank you.
Ashamed_Sister 60
Take it as a compliment.
CaptainObivious1 4
haha..you deserved it
MidnaLink 35
**** off.
CaptainObivious1 4
thats not what your lady told me
damnusernames 12
Been there. Look at it this way: it has nothing to do with you as person why he can't date you. You're probably great, keep your head up.
tounces7 28
Couldn't OP date him by simply, well, saying that she is in fact straight?
DoomedGemini 38
Op is a straight girl. The guy she likes is a gay boy apparently.
tounces7 28
Oh shit, I missed that. I thought she said he'd date her if SHE was straight, like he assumed she was gay.
PJSandWitch 3
That's not a FML. The guy you like likes you back, but he's attracted to a gender completely different than yours. It's not his fault, or yours
stryder9090 28
Easy. Grow a penis. Problem solved. Happily ever after.
OhPuhleeze 23
Assuming that he likes people with penis, ****** and boobs. (You said nothing about removing ****** and boobs). All in all, I don't think it'll be worth it. Plus, if they do fall apart she would have a very tough time meeting someone new.
burgermike92 17
Bruh it's called a joke.
species4872 20
Ask for a orange, get a lemon.
RichardPencil 32
If my grandmother had balls, she'd be my grandfather! If you had balls, you'd have a boyfriend.
LordGiblett 26
Not really if they're transgender
Internetflakes 13
Nice analogy.
PJSandWitch 3
The guy you like likes you back, but he's attracted to a completely different gender than yours. It's not his fault, or yours...
my2centsworth 15
I agree. He seems to really like her; physical attraction is a whole other thing.
JustNatalie 8
Well... In a way that's good, I guess?