Randall
United States
Today, my uncle had a flashback to Vietnam. I'm now missing a tooth and have a cracked rib. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
fuckoffgramps
New Freedom, United States
Today, I twisted my knee while cutting firewood with my grandpa. The pain was so crippling, I fell over screaming. His response? "Quit your bitching, I had my kneecaps blown off in Vietnam. They had to stitch 'em back on." He's never been to Vietnam, or even out of the country. FML
anonymous
United States
Today, I cracked a rib coughing. FML
Anonymous
Hangry dude
Today, I accidentally bit so hard on my fork that I cracked my tooth. FML
edgyasfuck23
Blairsville, United States
Today, I was hiking with my uncle. We were going down a slope, and I kept slipping. He jokingly pushed me just as we approached a big drop. I ended up with three fractured ribs. FML
MarBlu
United States
Today, I came home from the army and explained to my family how tough it was there. Then, as I was walking away, I stubbed my toe on the couch, fell and cried. FML
Corn-ed-Teeth
Today, I bit into a barbecue-ed corn cob, forgetting I had a filling on my chipped front tooth. I re-chipped it. FML
ouch
Stockton, United States
Today, I cracked my tooth. I was so tired I put my pretzel stick in my tea and took a bite out of my spoon. FML
rachlette
Seattle, United States
Today, I coughed so hard that I fractured two ribs. FML
530gangsta
Today, while having sex I managed to chip my tooth. FML
Anonymous
Today, after a trip to the emergency room for severe stomach pain and almost passing out in the shower, I slipped on the wet bathroom floor and broke my two front teeth. FML
Top comments
Rangant 7
adult teeth = big $$$ from the tooth fairy :)
afdude87 6
well at least he didn't shoot you or something.
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Comments (158)
mintcar 10
I hate Vietnam flashbacks. Happens to me all the time.
Bagel09 11
ummm lie ?
RedPillSucks 33
Because you took some bad acid while visiting Vietnam?
mintcar 10
Good acid. *
Zebidee 9
That war ended 35 years ago. Are you sure you didn't have it coming, and he just needed an excuse?
Mysanitywins 10
You're stupid. Just because a War ended 35 years ago doesn't mean people have Flash backs who were In that War.
Zebidee 9
I'm sure you meant *don't have flashbacks, rather than what you said. Lighten up. I'm from a military family, and I know what PTSD is. I was just making a joke about OP deserving to be smacked in the mouth.
gigilvrs6 0
That sucks.
underpaid011 0
the VA now helps with PTSD cases. the congress forced the military to recognize PTSD as something real when democrats took power (not getting political, just pointing out fact - I'll reserve my opinion as to if this was good or just more "wasteful spending"). in the past, there was not much help for sufferers of long term PTSD - but now there is. I have an uncle that occasionally has Korean War nightmares. flashbacks are very real.
wtfimnotgay 0
#40 if your referring to my comment, i didnt get the idea from call of duty, you doughnut.
AWESOMExPOSSUM 0
maybe he just hates queers
pike1346 3
please thank him for his service
TG99 1
you just pissed him off. he just said that because he wanted to kick you ass.
InsaneGenius 0
For all of those that don't believe this, it is a very real problem some veterans face. It doesn't matter if the war was 10 years ago or 35; some carry this the rest of their lives.
Rand_fml 0
Let me guess you tried to wake him up. Gezz you should have known better...