Health: Today, my uncle had a flashback to Vietnam. I'm now missing a...

Randall 25 January 2011, 07:28 United States

Today, my uncle had a flashback to Vietnam. I'm now missing a tooth and have a cracked rib. FML

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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.

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fuckoffgramps 24 January 2016, 17:10 New Freedom, United States

Today, I twisted my knee while cutting firewood with my grandpa. The pain was so crippling, I fell over screaming. His response? "Quit your bitching, I had my kneecaps blown off in Vietnam. They had to stitch 'em back on." He's never been to Vietnam, or even out of the country. FML

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anonymous 13 February 2012, 11:32 United States

Today, I cracked a rib coughing. FML

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Anonymous 7 August 2021, 20:01

Hangry dude

Today, I accidentally bit so hard on my fork that I cracked my tooth. FML

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edgyasfuck23 13 May 2016, 17:09 Blairsville, United States

Today, I was hiking with my uncle. We were going down a slope, and I kept slipping. He jokingly pushed me just as we approached a big drop. I ended up with three fractured ribs. FML

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MarBlu 23 January 2014, 12:53 United States

Today, I came home from the army and explained to my family how tough it was there. Then, as I was walking away, I stubbed my toe on the couch, fell and cried. FML

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Corn-ed-Teeth 30 April 2019, 18:00

Today, I bit into a barbecue-ed corn cob, forgetting I had a filling on my chipped front tooth. I re-chipped it. FML

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ouch 5 October 2015, 19:20 Stockton, United States

Today, I cracked my tooth. I was so tired I put my pretzel stick in my tea and took a bite out of my spoon. FML

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rachlette 17 April 2015, 21:47 Seattle, United States

Today, I coughed so hard that I fractured two ribs. FML

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530gangsta 25 April 2017, 16:00

Today, while having sex I managed to chip my tooth. FML

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Anonymous 13 May 2019, 12:00

Today, after a trip to the emergency room for severe stomach pain and almost passing out in the shower, I slipped on the wet bathroom floor and broke my two front teeth. FML

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Rangant 7

25 January 2011, 11:49

adult teeth = big $$$ from the tooth fairy :)

afdude87 6

25 January 2011, 11:48

well at least he didn't shoot you or something.

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ericthevampire 1

26 January 2011, 03:52

To all those who are talking trash about those Americans who have fought (or are still fighting) overseas; you should probably go talk to one of them. You should also try recieving orders to do something terrifying and deadly, following those orders, and then try getting slammed by the very people that you wanted to protect. Respect our veterans.