Randall
United States
Today, my uncle had a flashback to Vietnam. I'm now missing a tooth and have a cracked rib. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
fuckoffgramps
New Freedom, United States
Today, I twisted my knee while cutting firewood with my grandpa. The pain was so crippling, I fell over screaming. His response? "Quit your bitching, I had my kneecaps blown off in Vietnam. They had to stitch 'em back on." He's never been to Vietnam, or even out of the country. FML
anonymous
United States
Today, I cracked a rib coughing. FML
Anonymous
Hangry dude
Today, I accidentally bit so hard on my fork that I cracked my tooth. FML
edgyasfuck23
Blairsville, United States
Today, I was hiking with my uncle. We were going down a slope, and I kept slipping. He jokingly pushed me just as we approached a big drop. I ended up with three fractured ribs. FML
MarBlu
United States
Today, I came home from the army and explained to my family how tough it was there. Then, as I was walking away, I stubbed my toe on the couch, fell and cried. FML
Corn-ed-Teeth
Today, I bit into a barbecue-ed corn cob, forgetting I had a filling on my chipped front tooth. I re-chipped it. FML
ouch
Stockton, United States
Today, I cracked my tooth. I was so tired I put my pretzel stick in my tea and took a bite out of my spoon. FML
rachlette
Seattle, United States
Today, I coughed so hard that I fractured two ribs. FML
530gangsta
Today, while having sex I managed to chip my tooth. FML
Anonymous
Today, after a trip to the emergency room for severe stomach pain and almost passing out in the shower, I slipped on the wet bathroom floor and broke my two front teeth. FML
Top comments
Rangant 7
adult teeth = big $$$ from the tooth fairy :)
afdude87 6
well at least he didn't shoot you or something.
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mea_iloveskiing 26
like one guy from happy tree friends :)
FMLephant 2
Is there a Happy Tree Friend named "Charlie "?
DaveTheBrave20 0
YESS!!!
Mortanious 0
Yep his uncle is Flippy.
maybaybe 0
Ouch! I hope you're okay ...
noway1987 7
hi
lovexbox 8
More like **** your uncles life.
lovexbox 8
Uncle's*
6969awesome 0
True that
FYLDeep 26
You must have been acting communist OP.
ctran 0
WIN hahaha and fuuucccck communism
zargon 1
Please, ctran, since you sound so informed, tell me exactly what is wrong with communism.
jjusn 0
look at Russia you idiot
zargon 1
What about Russia? They aren't now and have never actually been communist. Please, try again.
minasrulz69 0
in theory nothing is wrong with communism, people like Stalin just give it a bad name
aardvarkish 17
If you sneaked up on him and goosed him, sorry but YDI. I'm a combat vet and that always sends me back.
macskapingvin 0
Maybe you should try to avoid squinting when near him.
WishResign 0
hahaha almost racist, but quite true regardless
GoArmy6624 7
ydi for provoking it
teachermother 0
ydi haha
wtfimnotgay 0
i wonder if it was like, 4 bonsai Japanese. and he got trapped and falcon punched and round house kicker them.
llamagangster 0
You are an idiot. Stop playing Call of Duty and read a history book.
Air_Force001 0
lmao I like how ppl base history off call of duty sure it might have some truth but its a video game
RedPillSucks 33
Sigh..... SMH
sporkupine 0
Not to mention he said Nam, not Japan...
tucansam555 3
hahahahahahaha
GreenSpirit_fml 0
hahaha :)