Today, my grandpa came over to help paint our house, as we are renovating it. The only paint clothes he decided to wear were his underpants. The neighbours and builders found this quite amusing. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, while I was doing my hair, my grandpa walked in, dropped his pants, and started taking a crap in the toilet right next to me. FML
Today, my grandpa saw one of the paintings in the guest room at my house. "What the fuck?" he snorted, then said whoever painted it should "stick to their damn day job". I painted it. FML
Today, we had painters in the house. My 4 year-old grandson kept telling me, "Grandpa ate the painter's sandwich." While the painters were running an errand, my husband ate their sandwich, then left to go to work. I was left to explain/apologize to the painters that my husband ate their PB&J. FML
Today, I ran out of clean boxers. Thinking nobody would find out, I snatched a pair of my wife's panties. Later, we had a cook out for my birthday, where some of my old pals thought it would be funny to pants me. FML
Today, I discovered that when the man living in the house behind me thinks no one in the surrounding area is home, he likes to take his laundry off the line wearing nothing but a pair of sandals. FML
Today, I was in the basement at my grandma's house. The bathroom is on the ground floor and there's a laundry chute that goes down to the basement. I looked through the chute to see if the bathroom light was on. A pair of shitty underpants came down and landed in my face. They were my grandma's. FML
Today, I went for a picnic by the river in the forest with my grandma. I forgot to bring a swimsuit, and wasn't wearing any underwear either, so she just made me go naked. I got caught fully naked by some dirt bikers when I went to find a spot to pee. My grandma just laughed, really hard. FML
Today, I was doing laundry when my downstairs neighbour knocked on my door and handed me some knickers. Apparently, it had flown off the clothesline and landed on his head while he was sweeping outside. FML
Today, someone knocked on my door. I yelled "Yeah?" while getting up, since it was locked. My grandpa walked in, as I apparently didn't actually lock it. I was naked. FML
Today, my grandmother ripped her pants. We all got a big view of her pink thong. FML
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Top comments
tetlels 9
I like it. The advantage of getting old, u don't give a shit!
DocBastard 40
At least he had the decency to cover up his war hero.
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Comments (45)
Focnr 0
So?
tetlels 9
I like it. The advantage of getting old, u don't give a shit!
allmidnighteyes 11
This. The older you get, the less you have to care, and the less clothes you have to wear. I can't wait to be old and be a DGAF Chillbro Baggins.
babyyappld 7
when im old im gonna do shit like this! just because i know ill be able to get away with it
firemanrob 0
haha did u stare?
Focnr 0
OP probably liked it.
CultureChic 14
That's hilarious! I bet grandma thought it was sexy, painting in his underwear haha
Doortje 30
And you didn't? Please. You should've filmed it, it would've made excellent funeral material.
mintcar 10
So? At least he's willing to help. Painting in underwear sounds pretty comfortable to me.
LadyClarik 8
I find this acceptable. Who wants to get paint all over their clothes? Australia is hot. No one wants to wear painters overalls in that heat. way to go Gramps!
Healtopia 0
so true. it was 40 degrees (Celsius for the ancients)in NSW yesterday and Australia day is gonna be the same. so why wouldn't you go in some wanna be nut-crushers
DocBastard 40
At least he had the decency to cover up his war hero.
perdix 31
Is this your FML because it wasn't just the paint that was wet?
whatevermajorlos 0
hahaha!! nice one.
cjspringsteen 0
It's not your fault! Old people are gross! lol
Alienkiller 0
no old people are funny but could be gross sometimes