Today, I was hiking with my uncle. We were going down a slope, and I kept slipping. He jokingly pushed me just as we approached a big drop. I ended up with three fractured ribs. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, while out hiking with my girlfriend, she thought it would be funny to push me down a small hill. It turned out there was a 16 foot drop at the end of it, and now my leg is in a cast. FML
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Today, I coughed so hard that I fractured two ribs. FML
Today, I tried to walk on the sidewalk. Actually, it was so slippery that I had to shimmy across it. Then I shimmied too quickly and fell down. Now everything hurts. Maybe next time I should bring a sled. FML
Today, I was hanging out with my friends when I tripped and a chair rolled over my foot, breaking a bone. A friend, who didn't believe me, then dogpiled on top of me and laughed as I screamed. FML
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Top comments
friedpwnadge 25
Tell your uncle to take a hike! I know, I know, I'll show myself out...
xoxoblondee 31
Did you make him carry you the rest of the hike?
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Comments (31)
friedpwnadge 25
Tell your uncle to take a hike! I know, I know, I'll show myself out...
fakedsincerity 32
your comment is even funnier imagining zoidberg in your profile picture yelling it.
SpectralTrix 7
Shame shame shame shame on youuuu shame shame shameeeee
xoxoblondee 31
Did you make him carry you the rest of the hike?
edgyasfuck23 7
He carried me out of the trail then called the paramedics.
okudatwo 11
Wow, nice one, there, OP's uncle. "Haha this'll be so funny, Oh oops I almost killed my niece."
SecundusSecunda 27
OP is a man, but I see your point
sherri_baby88 36
Hopefully he apologized! Dang. And pays for the hospital bills. That's awful OP. FYL
Phantomsnake 10
Report him to the police.. as a joke.
ssnow_fml 20
I see another FML soon. "Today my attempt to kill my niece ended up with her only having 3 broken ribs. FML"
DanielleinDC 34
Nephew. OP is male.
metalcrazed 21
Are you sure he's not trying to hurt you on purpuse? Because you could have been killed please make sure everyone knows what he did in case it happens again.
Light_My_Afire 6
It was a joke... are you for cereal? Because you sound a little Fruit Loops...
yerawizardlizzy 27
How is being pushed and being injured a joke? Unless you're on Jackass or something.
militarybrat 21
So you were already slipping and he thought it would be funny to make you even more unbalanced. You know what my hiking partner did when I started slipping? Tried to save me because you could die if you go the wrong way. What a dick.
shady914 14
Lol sounds like something my family members would do. I'm sure it was unintentional :) I hope your ribs feel better soon OP
feven 32
Relax bro it's a prank.
DrChrisOfWumbo 12
There's a camera over there
pleasedie 22
It was just a social experiment !
edgyasfuck23 7
we're putting this on youtube!