Randall
United States
Today, my uncle had a flashback to Vietnam. I'm now missing a tooth and have a cracked rib. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
fuckoffgramps
New Freedom, United States
Today, I twisted my knee while cutting firewood with my grandpa. The pain was so crippling, I fell over screaming. His response? "Quit your bitching, I had my kneecaps blown off in Vietnam. They had to stitch 'em back on." He's never been to Vietnam, or even out of the country. FML
anonymous
United States
Today, I cracked a rib coughing. FML
Anonymous
Hangry dude
Today, I accidentally bit so hard on my fork that I cracked my tooth. FML
edgyasfuck23
Blairsville, United States
Today, I was hiking with my uncle. We were going down a slope, and I kept slipping. He jokingly pushed me just as we approached a big drop. I ended up with three fractured ribs. FML
MarBlu
United States
Today, I came home from the army and explained to my family how tough it was there. Then, as I was walking away, I stubbed my toe on the couch, fell and cried. FML
Corn-ed-Teeth
Today, I bit into a barbecue-ed corn cob, forgetting I had a filling on my chipped front tooth. I re-chipped it. FML
ouch
Stockton, United States
Today, I cracked my tooth. I was so tired I put my pretzel stick in my tea and took a bite out of my spoon. FML
rachlette
Seattle, United States
Today, I coughed so hard that I fractured two ribs. FML
530gangsta
Today, while having sex I managed to chip my tooth. FML
Anonymous
Today, after a trip to the emergency room for severe stomach pain and almost passing out in the shower, I slipped on the wet bathroom floor and broke my two front teeth. FML
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Rangant 7
adult teeth = big $$$ from the tooth fairy :)
afdude87 6
well at least he didn't shoot you or something.
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Comments (158)
MrsFail 0
You should thank him for his service anyway. Because of his sacrifice you don't have to go through that.
R0nBurgundy 0
You go to war to fight for your country. You see 6 of your closest friends blown to pieces in front of your face. You are forced to shoot a 12 year old boy when he charges you with a gun. You see rivers literally run red with blood. You watch civilians being burned alive. You see the worst horrors of war that no one could even imagine. You go home after the war and have the same reoccurring nightmare over and over and over and over. Every night you piss yourself you are so scared. But of course this doesn't matter to you . "hahahaha" it's funny to you?
epicenur 2
dude quit bitching cause soldiers from Vietnam hardly got any respect at all
R0nBurgundy 0
You go to war to fight for your country. You see 6 of your closest friends blown to pieces in front of your face. You are forced to shoot a 12 year old boy when he charges you with a gun. You see rivers literally run red with blood. You watch civilians being burned alive. You see the worst horrors of war that no one could even imagine. You go home after the war and have the same reoccurring nightmare over and over and over and over. Every night you piss yourself you are so scarred. But of course this doesn't matter to you . "hahahaha" it's funny to you?
gsxxerr 4
my uncle had a flashback 2 years ago and stabbed me, twice WITH the knife my grandfather bought him in 1968 to take to vietnam. this was all because I was working on my motorcycle and made a loud bang
TayonaC 10
dang nerd!
Abbigayle 0
lmfao!!!
xdmsjcx 0
ha.....ha...
AnotherRandomPer 0
HE WAS BRAINWASHED THE PROOF IS IN COD BLACK OPS
hehe_fml 0
Oh, poor him - hope you both are OK :)