Today, my boyfriend asked me to marry him. When I happily told my dad, he kept asking if I'd consider taking back my ex. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I happily told my parents that my boyfriend proposed to me last night. My dad's response? "Marry that goofy bastard and you're out of the will." FML
Today, I heard my boyfriend talking with my father in the backyard. I thought he was asking for my hand in marriage. He was actually telling him about his plans to break up with me. FML
Today, my boyfriend proposed. I was about to call my parents and tell them we're getting married, but they called me first to announce they're getting a divorce. FML
Today, my dad had a chat with my fiancé, telling him he can do better than me, and to think carefully before going through with our wedding. FML
Today, my boyfriend went to ask my dad for my hand in marriage. All I could make out from the door was mumbling, until profanities started flying. My boyfriend shouted "well she's a SINGLE bitch now!" and stormed out of the house. My dad still refuses to tell me what happened in there. FML
Today, my mom called me to tell me she'd got in touch with my ex for his birthday, and that the two of them had made a plan for us to get back together. My new boyfriend was in the process of proposing to me. FML
Today, my boyfriend proposed to me. Everything was going perfectly, right up until he brought me back to his house to tell his family the good news. When I excused myself to the restroom, I overheard his mom say, "I thought you were going to break up with that stupid slut?" Welcome to the family. FML
Today, my dad got so drunk that he proposed to me. FML
Today, I went out for dinner with my parents where they asked me if I was still dating my boyfriend so I answered no. They quickly responded by saying, "Oh so you finally got rid of that douchebag? It's not like he was getting anywhere in life anyways." I answered no because he's my fiancé now. FML
Today, my boyfriend of 4 years proposed to me. I said yes and he gave me an engagement ring. He immediately went to call his mom to tell her the happy news. After the phone call, he asked if he could return the ring because his mom needed money. FML
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Top comments
Sandsh8rk 36
Screw him. Congratulations on the proposal! :)
JayGatsby 25
Congrats OP! I'm sure your dad will come around, he probably just doesn't know your fiancee well enough yet
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Comments (68)
Sandsh8rk 36
Screw him. Congratulations on the proposal! :)
sayyestothedress 24
My thoughts exactly!
Miss_Chevious 37
took the words right out of my mouth
JayGatsby 25
Congrats OP! I'm sure your dad will come around, he probably just doesn't know your fiancee well enough yet
thatsdndn1 19
i agree, sometimes parents say and do very stupid things just because they think that they can help or protect their sons/daughters that way! so dont be mad, congraaats :)))
schwaka 17
It depends on how stubborn he is or his reasoning behind it. Hopefully he comes around though!
lifesneutral2002 6
Sounds like your dad doesn't want like your bf, just kidding, obviously he doesn't, yeah... just ruined the comment, anyways: congrats!!!!
meli1195 31
I think it's trying to communicate ^
badluckalex 23
R.I.P. English.
FaultInMyStars 11
Did anyone else read this in a hyperactive teenager voice?
Oyas12 14
# 3 it's: R.I.P., English.
DJisHere11 19
Op, Just live your life. Hopefully, your mom thinks differently on the situation.
bethyworks 16
Exactly what I was thinking, though I'm sure OP obviously wants her fathers approval.
christian1509 21
It's your decision, if he doesn't like it then tough luck. You should do what makes you happy
CallMeWindSock 24
First of all: congratulations! Second: don't listen to your dad.
Liamj774 36
He's a dick. OP congrats a bunch on the propaal
TCRII 30
Congratulations. Talk to your mom. She will straighten dad out.
kingdomgirl94 29
Unless mom isn't around anymore... totally a possibility you know.
annarcheer 19
congrats!
kinky44 28
Calm down, your dad is just trying to get you a threesome. I say go for it.
xSalashawty 30
kinky or not, thats just gross.
kinky44 28
I remember when FML was a humor site. *sigh*
foxwasalamb 24
#23, just because youre not into 3somes doesnt mean you should judge it and call it "gross". that puts negativity on it. if everyone is consenting, willing, responsible, and it brings happiness, where is the harm?
schwaka 17
Maybe 23 was calling her dad setting it up gross? It would be pretty weird to have your parents organizing your sex life.
pl0xs3rver 45
#27: Pepperidge Farm remembers....
xSalashawty 30
#33 like 37 said, i think the idea of a threesome including a family member is gross. i don't mind regular threesomes at all. c: