Randall
United States
Today, my uncle had a flashback to Vietnam. I'm now missing a tooth and have a cracked rib. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
fuckoffgramps
New Freedom, United States
Today, I twisted my knee while cutting firewood with my grandpa. The pain was so crippling, I fell over screaming. His response? "Quit your bitching, I had my kneecaps blown off in Vietnam. They had to stitch 'em back on." He's never been to Vietnam, or even out of the country. FML
anonymous
United States
Today, I cracked a rib coughing. FML
Anonymous
Hangry dude
Today, I accidentally bit so hard on my fork that I cracked my tooth. FML
edgyasfuck23
Blairsville, United States
Today, I was hiking with my uncle. We were going down a slope, and I kept slipping. He jokingly pushed me just as we approached a big drop. I ended up with three fractured ribs. FML
MarBlu
United States
Today, I came home from the army and explained to my family how tough it was there. Then, as I was walking away, I stubbed my toe on the couch, fell and cried. FML
Corn-ed-Teeth
Today, I bit into a barbecue-ed corn cob, forgetting I had a filling on my chipped front tooth. I re-chipped it. FML
ouch
Stockton, United States
Today, I cracked my tooth. I was so tired I put my pretzel stick in my tea and took a bite out of my spoon. FML
rachlette
Seattle, United States
Today, I coughed so hard that I fractured two ribs. FML
530gangsta
Today, while having sex I managed to chip my tooth. FML
Anonymous
Today, after a trip to the emergency room for severe stomach pain and almost passing out in the shower, I slipped on the wet bathroom floor and broke my two front teeth. FML
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Rangant 7
adult teeth = big $$$ from the tooth fairy :)
afdude87 6
well at least he didn't shoot you or something.
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Comments (158)
thirdtesticle 0
he was pretending to have a flashback to have an excuse to beat up OP.
meliannoo 5
Damn kids these days, understandable. lol jk
Trace01m 11
Should have learned to duck and cover!
imaniduhh11 0
That's so sad :(
Kiyoha 0
F your uncle's life. War is horrible and wrong. I don't think the murder of so many innocent people can ever be justified. ↲ Hope the rib heals soon, OP!
Domo_Arigato7 3
Ya I feel worse for your uncle. Sucks for you tho.
SarahCrazy_fml 0
I don't know why people are laughing? soldiers go through that, and it's no joke, it's really sad and for some it haunts them everyday and pushes them to commit suicide. ******* idiots!
brighteyes81 0
Yes, OP I feel bad for you because you were injured and that sucks so FYL. As far as your uncle goes his life is very difficult so try and not get too worked up. PTSD is a very real condition. Look it up in the DSMIV. Anyone who says that it is not real is ignorent and should try their hand at war. I don't always agree with the wars my country goes into but I do support our troops always.
FrankHotpants 31
my grandpa says you're never too young to have a Vietnam flashback.
JustJess666 0
those damn old people. they are so ****** unpredictable and cute. lol
momo1972 3
stop creeping around him while he sleeps