Today, my thoughts that I'm going crazy were confirmed when I got into the shower with my socks on. The worst part is that I didn't realize it for a good five minutes. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I managed to take an entire shower without realizing my socks were on. I washed my feet. FML
Today, I got into the shower with my glasses on by mistake. I spent 5 minutes convinced that the fog in my vision was me going blind. FML
Today, while taking a shower, I thought that the bathroom was extra steamy because of all the hot water. It wasn't until two-three minutes later when I put some shampoo in my hair that I realized I had forgotten to take my glasses off. FML
Today, I got out of bed and went to the bathroom. At least, I thought I did, until I woke up to my pants, sheets, and boyfriend all soaking wet. FML
Today, I went to change my socks after I stepped in a puddle of water. As I walked out of my bedroom with a fresh pair of socks, I stepped in the puddle again. Three times. That's four pairs of socks ruined. God, I'm such a dumbass sometimes. FML
Today, I put on a sock. Then another sock. When I got into public, I realized my two socks were slightly different shades of blue. FML
Today, before a big formal banquet, I went tanning because I wanted to look good in my cocktail dress. I got out of the tanning bed only to realize that I had left my socks on. FML
Today, I rushed home during a torrential downpour. When I got back, I went to take a pee and took off my wet socks while I had the chance. Once I finished, I stood up with used toilet paper in one hand and wet socks in the other. Guess which I tossed into the toilet. FML
Today, I was in the bathroom at the mall and the toilet paper had ran out. I had to use the socks I'd just bought. FML
Today, I woke up, put on my fuzzy socks, walked down my hallway, and stepped in cat vomit. I took off my now wet socks, continued walking down the hallway, and stepped barefoot in cat shit. FML
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Top comments
DracoSpirita 21
You're not necessarily going crazy. You may just be a little bit absent-minded.
alwaysbored13 14
You're not going crazy, it probably happened because you were tired.
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Comments (136)
SweetSora 2
Wow...
NabbdjuretPerry 0
You sock!
domking1315 20
You might as well have comented "first"
DracoSpirita 21
You're not necessarily going crazy. You may just be a little bit absent-minded.
Ch0sen 13
Or failing to exercise the little somethings stored in the head that we call brain cells.
Calyx_fml 22
Unless his socks were on his ears. Then he might be a little crazy.
yahoowizard 16
Or perhaps your socks were wet before going in.
astoryofroses 9
signs of Alzheimer's. get it checked, the earlier the better
sajupt 17
Or ur married.
ittsdann 6
How is this an fml situation ?
Skywalkaz 0
Jokes on you ALL, he took a 2 minute shower.
DracoSpirita 21
73 - Idiot. The FML states he took a shower that was at least five minutes long. Learn to read.
imavelociraptor 6
Well OP is losing his mind. His absent-mindedness comes from the fact that he is "losing" it.
Incogneterpeter 1
39- having wet socks would be even more of a reminder... Op i use to do that with my underwear every now and then but I was like 8 or 9 then
rockwind_ 5
I do this with my glasses all the time. -.-
noelykins1 19
One time I went in with my bra an didn't realize for a minute or two so it's not totally weird..
Discombobulated9 12
I think we've all done something weird once in our life that made us think we were losing the plot. I once turned the house upsidedown searching for something, only to find I had it in my hand the entire time *facepalms*. Yes, the brain can fail you sometimes.
daisiebud 18
I've gone into the shower with my socks on before. Also with my glasses on, but that becomes apparent very quickly because I can't see O.o
bbodin33 7
Ya I've done that too But agreed with #2
NabbdjuretPerry 0
That socks!
rsunshine2020 13
Your not crazy, you probably just had other things on your mind.
alpaquette91 9
Yeah like taking off his pants
Bonzer 2
Or her pants...
doctorhook86 25
OP was busy focusing on his "private shower time".
unknown_user5566 27
76- "Private shower time" is certainly a serious matter, can't blame them for forgetting to lose the socks due to their excitement. ;)
neda389 0
now yo
SuaSponte 1
now yo socks are wet.
neda389 0
i didnt mean to write that
alwaysbored13 14
You're not going crazy, it probably happened because you were tired.
the_anti_hipster 7
Crazy? Or in desperate need of coffee? Invest in a good coffee brewer and save your socks.
onlychildFTW 34
OP isn't crazy. I did this when I was very tired. Happens to people more often then you'd think. I noticed sooner though. That's the difference.
Judahsh 8
Maybe the voices in op's head said to go in with socks on.
dead247 13
I do that all the time with my glasses on.
Meettitan 14
I do too, then I wonder why my eyes are getting wet and streaky.
sunnyt 5
I always do it with my bra on. One time I didn't even realize it until I stepped out of the shower.
nuzeachik 5
Haha, I was about to write the same thing xD It just feels so natural.
kewlaidman10 15
Get a therapist though if you actually think your going crazy. But I've gone in the shower with my socks on but I realized immediately.
MsConfusedd 27
cool story
BeforeItWasCool 12
Needs more dragons and shit.
lolfood 24
You're* -.-
neda389 0
well now your socks got washed ;) good came out of it
dxdd123 1
now yo :)
saIty 17
*Squish squish squish* Omg I'm home alone and I think I hear footsteps... This is how I die *5 min later* I'm wearing my socks...
andiewithlove 21
*meme face* "Are you ******* kidding me?"
SanaSazi 32
Lol