Today, my thoughts that I'm going crazy were confirmed when I got into the shower with my socks on. The worst part is that I didn't realize it for a good five minutes. FML
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Today, I managed to take an entire shower without realizing my socks were on. I washed my feet. FML
Today, I got into the shower with my glasses on by mistake. I spent 5 minutes convinced that the fog in my vision was me going blind. FML
Today, while taking a shower, I thought that the bathroom was extra steamy because of all the hot water. It wasn't until two-three minutes later when I put some shampoo in my hair that I realized I had forgotten to take my glasses off. FML
Today, I got out of bed and went to the bathroom. At least, I thought I did, until I woke up to my pants, sheets, and boyfriend all soaking wet. FML
Today, I went to change my socks after I stepped in a puddle of water. As I walked out of my bedroom with a fresh pair of socks, I stepped in the puddle again. Three times. That's four pairs of socks ruined. God, I'm such a dumbass sometimes. FML
Today, I put on a sock. Then another sock. When I got into public, I realized my two socks were slightly different shades of blue. FML
Today, before a big formal banquet, I went tanning because I wanted to look good in my cocktail dress. I got out of the tanning bed only to realize that I had left my socks on. FML
Today, I rushed home during a torrential downpour. When I got back, I went to take a pee and took off my wet socks while I had the chance. Once I finished, I stood up with used toilet paper in one hand and wet socks in the other. Guess which I tossed into the toilet. FML
Today, I was in the bathroom at the mall and the toilet paper had ran out. I had to use the socks I'd just bought. FML
Today, I woke up, put on my fuzzy socks, walked down my hallway, and stepped in cat vomit. I took off my now wet socks, continued walking down the hallway, and stepped barefoot in cat shit. FML
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Top comments
DracoSpirita 21
You're not necessarily going crazy. You may just be a little bit absent-minded.
alwaysbored13 14
You're not going crazy, it probably happened because you were tired.
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Comments (136)
Hyde_is_Back 4
Duly noted, sir.
kelsey_M_Jones 5
I've done the same thing. With my bra!
Littlechicken_fml 0
Your socks are now washed, why are you complaining then?
jmedalene 2
That sounds like something I would do!! That's why I stick to flip flops!!
Leslier_fml 4
You either must be really tired or have a lot of things on your mind, maybe even stressed out. But you are not crazy.
krewer21 1
Ummm, serious? Shaking my head in shame!
KiddNYC1O 22
It happens. Sometime I find myself putting on my shoe before I put my leg in pants lol. Or I'd walk with my left slipper on my right foot.
hateevryone 15
How can not notice that when you first get in the shower?
xxooxx210 3
Haha I left me underwear on once :) we all do it
surrounded_fml 6
Why is there no number one for this FML...?