Today, my thoughts that I'm going crazy were confirmed when I got into the shower with my socks on. The worst part is that I didn't realize it for a good five minutes. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I managed to take an entire shower without realizing my socks were on. I washed my feet. FML
Today, I got into the shower with my glasses on by mistake. I spent 5 minutes convinced that the fog in my vision was me going blind. FML
Today, while taking a shower, I thought that the bathroom was extra steamy because of all the hot water. It wasn't until two-three minutes later when I put some shampoo in my hair that I realized I had forgotten to take my glasses off. FML
Today, I got out of bed and went to the bathroom. At least, I thought I did, until I woke up to my pants, sheets, and boyfriend all soaking wet. FML
Today, I went to change my socks after I stepped in a puddle of water. As I walked out of my bedroom with a fresh pair of socks, I stepped in the puddle again. Three times. That's four pairs of socks ruined. God, I'm such a dumbass sometimes. FML
Today, I put on a sock. Then another sock. When I got into public, I realized my two socks were slightly different shades of blue. FML
Today, before a big formal banquet, I went tanning because I wanted to look good in my cocktail dress. I got out of the tanning bed only to realize that I had left my socks on. FML
Today, I rushed home during a torrential downpour. When I got back, I went to take a pee and took off my wet socks while I had the chance. Once I finished, I stood up with used toilet paper in one hand and wet socks in the other. Guess which I tossed into the toilet. FML
Today, I was in the bathroom at the mall and the toilet paper had ran out. I had to use the socks I'd just bought. FML
Today, I woke up, put on my fuzzy socks, walked down my hallway, and stepped in cat vomit. I took off my now wet socks, continued walking down the hallway, and stepped barefoot in cat shit. FML
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Top comments
DracoSpirita 21
You're not necessarily going crazy. You may just be a little bit absent-minded.
alwaysbored13 14
You're not going crazy, it probably happened because you were tired.
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Comments (136)
YummiliciousLibb 4
I just saw a post like this on MLIA. weird
sushi88_fml 2
It's time for u to take a vacation away from home
OneBigMessUp 5
Lol thank you
419 0
I've done that before too, but with my underwear...
RLove1997 0
Bet it was comfortable huh?
Lorean 6
You must have to many things running through your mind
1R1X0X0 10
That's not crazy. That's just stupid.
LongBeachMOB 0
Done that before. Forgot my bra was on too
MemeGusta 0
i've done that too but with my bra and underwear...
freelancejouster 4
I've done the same thing before, though I usually realize within a few seconds.