Today, my neighbors are moving. As we were saying our goodbyes, their 12-year-old son approached and thanked me for the times I forgot to shut the blinds and he watched me change. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my upstairs neighbor was leaving the parking lot, and stopped to wave. I smiled and waved back, only to realize that she was saying goodbye to her cat, who was sitting in the window. FML
Today, I took my 6 year old son to meet our new neighbours. When we got home he packed his bags and headed for the door. Once he reached the door, I asked where he was going. He replied, "To the neighbours'. They have a bigger television." FML
Today, my neighbor knocked on my door to tell me I'd left my car window open. I thanked him, went outside, and discovered it wasn't my car. He had just spent five minutes checking a stranger's vehicle because it looked like mine. FML
Today, I moved into my new house. I went over to my neighbors' house to introduce myself. As they opened the door I saw a telescope pointed at my house. FML
Today, while I was sitting on the toilet, my toddler swung the door open. We just bought the house, and we have no curtains. Our new neighbor, who I haven't met, was mowing her yard. I stood half-naked to close the door, and our eyes met. I froze. She waved. FML
Today, I saw my upstairs neighbor outside getting the mail. She asked how my day was, and then apologized that the sound of her baby's crying through the walls kept me up last night. Apparently she heard me when I yelled at 2am for her fucking demon spawn to shut up. FML
Today, I left my apartment window open for some fresh air. When I returned, my idiot cat was on the balcony staring at me... from my neighbor’s apartment. FML
Today, my neighbor yelled “Fuck you!” at me through his window. My crime? Closing my front door “too loud.” This man lets his children beat on the walls and slam doors but apparently I’m the problem. FML
Today, I realized the reason my neighbor keeps smiling awkwardly at me is because I’ve been waving enthusiastically at their security camera every morning, thinking it was a motion-activated light. FML
Today, I saw a woman in the neighbouring apartment taking a shower without pulling the blinds of her bathroom window. As a good Samaritan, I waved my arms to attract her attention that she forgot the blinds. She noticed me, opened the window, did a weird boob dance and middle fingered me. FML
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Top comments
yankfan89 27
Well at least you will be missed by someone in that family.
aimferd 4
good thing hes moving
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Comments (196)
aimferd 4
good thing hes moving
blaackandprouud 20
Well that's an awkward moment.
william8691 10
Kids say the darndest things!
BryanThaMan 14
Couldn't agree more, but OP still deserved it :P
Syneriam 7
It is an awkward moment but she kind of deserved it. She's a grown woman and she was changing with the windows opened, it does not take a genius to figure out that people will stare. Specially if her window is in front of another.
PeachesnCream88 0
Thank god my neighbors live a lake away =D
Wederoney 16
You should be grateful for the warning.
doctorhook86 25
OP, you've done that boy a great service. Accept his gratitude!
JoeRogansBEARD 15
I remember my first naked lady:) aww those were the days
dominic1221 6
Yeah, before the lengthy prison sentence, right? Hahaha.
AugustBurnsToast 14
This kid's gonna become another George McFly, climbing trees with binoculars in his new neighborhood to catch a glimpse of another girl haha :P
TurnpikeTwister 0
So do unoriginal posters.
patrickalamo 48
Moving... A happy ending...
outoftown 27
(oops, wrong reply button)
nickownes1 3
Binoculars..
mckibabe 7
What I'd they have binoculars?
Vball6 19
Saw this on iFunny as a Facebook status. Haha.
yankfan89 27
Well at least you will be missed by someone in that family.
lopsop 12
That kid is going to be really sad now that he doesn't have any women to look at. Oh well I guess he'll probably discover **** where he goes.
OneBigMessUp 5
Unless he finds someone else to watch from his new bedroom window :S
RedPillSucks 33
Hopefully, he didn't take pictures and post them on Youtube. *I'll start the search right now*
ChannySai 7
77, You have no idea how well your default fits with the comment. Haha
Ardos 3
I'm jealous
onlychildFTW 34
I know. Lucky kid. Haha. But at least he seems like a very polite kid. So you have him a little show. No big deal as long as you didn't do anything other then change. And now you know to close your blinds!
mduffy08 8
"anything other then change."
sunnyt 5
Lol OP accidentally gave a 12 year old a strip show.
bebohacker1 4
The kids got to learn "what those are" somehow lol
Bluefrog9636 7
I hope your a women, OP.
Pelvispresley 8
She is.
GracesDelirium 9
Why would a 12 year old boy be looking at a man naked? /).- and by the way, it's you're*. Trollololol...
william8691 10
And i hope you're a ******* genius. It shows her gender retard.
Bluefrog9636 7
My cell doesn't show there gender. Lol.
juanaranda1015 4
At 11. Your comment goes perfectly with your profile picture haha
mylifesucks_fml 1
yup. its one thing that sucks about the app- you see comments and barely anything else
Pelvispresley 8
Cell phones do show their gender. I'm on mine. An how is this 'lol'?
Linkerdoodles 15
*you're *woman -_-
starwind3438 9
4, I have the iPhone app. It shows the gender on the upper right corner of the FML.
ydi_4_suking 20
I'm on the android app and it shows the gender too
jake3292 5
Good try though
DocBastard 40
This entire thread caused 2864 of my brain cells to die. I think I've forgotten how to tie my shoes thanks to you idiots.
alexup24 13
45- You still managed to use better grammar than most people around here.
Dixbfloppin 11
Wouldn't you have figured she was a woman in the first place? Why would you have thought otherwise?
BrittneyDea 5
Actually if you're not on an APP and just on the website on your Android...it doesn't show the gender, or even a username.
dominic1221 6
Huh, seems #12 & #57 have never heard of homosexuality. How cute.
gmc_blossom 21
What's this? It's actually possible for one to like another of the same gender? What is this madness? 0_0
McNerdyNerd 8
I'm on my phone and it doesn't show -_- and in their defense, it might have been hard to see a guys junk through the window? Idk, grasping at strings :D
natkat78 3
God I hope your not a shemale.....
music_woman1 11
I know you forgot to close the blinds but if you want to avoid this situation again you'll just have to close them, stick a note somewhere to remind you or something
Boss402 0
no one who writes these is looking for advice
eggmarie 25
No one who writes a comment is looking for your snarky ass remarks either, yet we all got one. I happily took advice on my FML. Shows what you know, yeah?
downtime 13
Also, other people who didn't write the FML can go away and apply this advice to avoid having to write an FML in the first place. Since when is it a bad thing to hear new ideas for solving problems?
xZoeAmethystx 12
At least when you're feeling down you can remember someone thought you were hot enough to watch you change....right?
chocolatepandas 2
Even if it was a creepy 12-year-old... Nope. Nevermind.
sporty1200xlr 6
Just because he is 12 does not make him creepy, any boy that age would stare if given the opportunity. Now if he was 30 years and up and kept doing it and told you he did it, now that's creepy.
BeforeItWasCool 12
OP is not necessarily hot. Boys of that age are happy to watch anything with ****. You could be a complete dog, but if you're well off in the chest department, who cares what the rest of you looks like?
eggmarie 25
Regardless of his age, it's still pretty freaking creepy
99megster 15
Did his parents hear him say that?! He must be in biiiig trouble.
blondeducklings 0
thats what i was wondering, his parents wouldn't have liked that!
TheDog6 24
Not if his dad watched with him. Or his mom if she rolls like that.
GracesDelirium 9
That's horrible. Any decent person would have the respect to look away...but then again, he's a 12 year old boy. Fyl.
flutter4 7
She should have the common knowledge not to change in front of an open window.
akg98 13
Im going into 8th gr and thts wat most of the guys would do
photoquilty 6
Did you kick him? Also, how can you be a grown up and completely unaware of how windows work?
RussianFox 13
So you would kick an underaged child in front of their parents?
shahs 3
No. But I'd kick if his parents weren't around.
neda389 0
hes prob sad hes moving...no more free shows for him
the_anti_hipster 7
Yeah! I wish there was a place you could go where people upload **** to a giant server and everyone across the world can watch it for FREE! Oh well. A girl can dream.
dlcj22 11
Right I would be sad too
MassaKerr 9
90 - why not just google it? Im fairly certain thered be something along those lines
ADOG2645 17
I know. Wouldn't it be cool if there was just a "hub" that people could upload **** to?