Today, my thoughts that I'm going crazy were confirmed when I got into the shower with my socks on. The worst part is that I didn't realize it for a good five minutes. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I managed to take an entire shower without realizing my socks were on. I washed my feet. FML
Today, I got into the shower with my glasses on by mistake. I spent 5 minutes convinced that the fog in my vision was me going blind. FML
Today, while taking a shower, I thought that the bathroom was extra steamy because of all the hot water. It wasn't until two-three minutes later when I put some shampoo in my hair that I realized I had forgotten to take my glasses off. FML
Today, I got out of bed and went to the bathroom. At least, I thought I did, until I woke up to my pants, sheets, and boyfriend all soaking wet. FML
Today, I went to change my socks after I stepped in a puddle of water. As I walked out of my bedroom with a fresh pair of socks, I stepped in the puddle again. Three times. That's four pairs of socks ruined. God, I'm such a dumbass sometimes. FML
Today, I put on a sock. Then another sock. When I got into public, I realized my two socks were slightly different shades of blue. FML
Today, before a big formal banquet, I went tanning because I wanted to look good in my cocktail dress. I got out of the tanning bed only to realize that I had left my socks on. FML
Today, I rushed home during a torrential downpour. When I got back, I went to take a pee and took off my wet socks while I had the chance. Once I finished, I stood up with used toilet paper in one hand and wet socks in the other. Guess which I tossed into the toilet. FML
Today, I was in the bathroom at the mall and the toilet paper had ran out. I had to use the socks I'd just bought. FML
Today, I woke up, put on my fuzzy socks, walked down my hallway, and stepped in cat vomit. I took off my now wet socks, continued walking down the hallway, and stepped barefoot in cat shit. FML
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Top comments
DracoSpirita 21
You're not necessarily going crazy. You may just be a little bit absent-minded.
alwaysbored13 14
You're not going crazy, it probably happened because you were tired.
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Comments (136)
skyeyez9 25
I have walked into the shower with my glasses still on before. Never socks though.
mercsl65 7
my phone is dying ):
LovelyGirl9 0
I've done that before. You're not crazy. Your mind just works too fast to process everything that you're doing in the meantime :) it happens.
jacksito 1
You are awesome. I wish i had fun stories like that.
animal50199 10
What secret are you hiding?! Lol
Davick 0
welcome to the real world my friend because normal is just a setting on the washing machine
candy4567 3
been there done that
childishfears 12
Atleast your feet won't get cold
lelo007 11
All of you ladies who are saying you have stepped into the shower with your bra on, how?! After I get home from work or being out, taking my bra off is the first thing that happens after my front door closes!! Bras should never be worn at home, except when hosting company. Even then, you may not have to depending on who that company might be. That's my opinion of those pesky things!
Setion 8
It depends if you've got melons or goosepimples. In the former case, it can be uncomfortable not to have the support.
lelo007 11
That's true.. I guess I'd call myself average. I just feel constricted in a bra.
MyChemicalSmosh 4
Meh. Everyone's done that once before.