Today, my thoughts that I'm going crazy were confirmed when I got into the shower with my socks on. The worst part is that I didn't realize it for a good five minutes. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I managed to take an entire shower without realizing my socks were on. I washed my feet. FML
Today, I got into the shower with my glasses on by mistake. I spent 5 minutes convinced that the fog in my vision was me going blind. FML
Today, while taking a shower, I thought that the bathroom was extra steamy because of all the hot water. It wasn't until two-three minutes later when I put some shampoo in my hair that I realized I had forgotten to take my glasses off. FML
Today, I got out of bed and went to the bathroom. At least, I thought I did, until I woke up to my pants, sheets, and boyfriend all soaking wet. FML
Today, I went to change my socks after I stepped in a puddle of water. As I walked out of my bedroom with a fresh pair of socks, I stepped in the puddle again. Three times. That's four pairs of socks ruined. God, I'm such a dumbass sometimes. FML
Today, I put on a sock. Then another sock. When I got into public, I realized my two socks were slightly different shades of blue. FML
Today, before a big formal banquet, I went tanning because I wanted to look good in my cocktail dress. I got out of the tanning bed only to realize that I had left my socks on. FML
Today, I rushed home during a torrential downpour. When I got back, I went to take a pee and took off my wet socks while I had the chance. Once I finished, I stood up with used toilet paper in one hand and wet socks in the other. Guess which I tossed into the toilet. FML
Today, I was in the bathroom at the mall and the toilet paper had ran out. I had to use the socks I'd just bought. FML
Today, I woke up, put on my fuzzy socks, walked down my hallway, and stepped in cat vomit. I took off my now wet socks, continued walking down the hallway, and stepped barefoot in cat shit. FML
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Top comments
DracoSpirita 21
You're not necessarily going crazy. You may just be a little bit absent-minded.
alwaysbored13 14
You're not going crazy, it probably happened because you were tired.
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Comments (136)
dixiefoxx 22
Eh, everyone makes mistakes, you're not going crazy at all
nina21194 12
I've done that with my glasses :P
MsConfusedd 27
That doesnt' make you crazy...
flutter4 7
Sounds like you have a lot on your mind. It happens to all of us sometimes. Hang in there.
redreynard 14
No worries, OP. My 92 year old grandma does it all the time. The nursing home finds her delightful.
leadawg75 12
Lmao I'm not sure if that's an insult or a compliment!
Schiffy 18
Don't worry, I've done that with my glasses on an uncountable number of occasions. Then again, I'm also batshit insane myself, so I may not be the best reference.
redreynard 14
And we've all been there.
youjustmademelol 4
You think your going crazy because you weren't focused on your feet? Our worlds a wee bit too protected...
linkinpark98 24
I hate that! I hate when my socks get wet.
ydi_4_suking 20
The worst is stepping on a puddle and only get a small portion of the sock wet
thisisabaduser 0
if it was earlier in the morning its ok
awebb21 7
Brain fart.