Today, before a big formal banquet, I went tanning because I wanted to look good in my cocktail dress. I got out of the tanning bed only to realize that I had left my socks on. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I used the tanning booth for the first time. Not only was I so white that I received first-degree burns all over my body, but I also forgot to remove my knee-high socks. FML
Today, I managed to take an entire shower without realizing my socks were on. I washed my feet. FML
Today, I got a spray tan for homecoming. While I was dancing, I got really sweaty and the spray tan rubbed off on the guy's white tux. FML
Today, I put on a sock. Then another sock. When I got into public, I realized my two socks were slightly different shades of blue. FML
Today, I was in a rush to get to work and forgot to put on deodorant. I didn't realize until my coworker told me I smelled like a gym sock. FML
Today, I walked around town doing errands. When I got home, I realized my short socks were two different shades of white. FML
Today, my thoughts that I'm going crazy were confirmed when I got into the shower with my socks on. The worst part is that I didn't realize it for a good five minutes. FML
Today, I made the long drive to work, got out of the car, and realised that I'd forgotten to put shoes on before I left the house. FML
Today, I was in the bathroom at the mall and the toilet paper had ran out. I had to use the socks I'd just bought. FML
Today, I decided to tan naked in a secluded part of my yard, so I wouldn't get tan lines. I even felt adventurous enough to leave my bikini and towel inside. This idea backfired however when my mom stopped home from work, assumed I wasn't home, and locked all the doors before she left again. FML
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Blind_Ninja 0
It's a sign. Don't tan.
Amkii 0
At least your feet won't get cancer. =)
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Comments (40)
drybamboo 0
the thing with the spray tanners is that they smell. so if you're with someone who has a foot fetish, i wouldn't suggest it. there's makeup for the legs that you can use.
5secondsofvvifi 21
Tanning bed... Not spray tanning. You know, where you lay in a tanning bed for a little with those weird glasses on and pop out looking like you came back from Aruba, not all orange...
mleeb 0
so, pretty much, you're just an effing moron...
Crunchy_fml 0
It's okay, no one will notice your feet and if they do, it'll be strange at first, but not that big of a deal. Hope you have a good time at the banquet :)
Blind_Ninja 0
It's a sign. Don't tan.
Kat_MS 0
Yes, tights or boots would conceal it well enough. Though boots may not necessarily suit the cocktail dress, depending on what they look like :P. Or if you know the place is going to be dimly lit don't fret about it too much, unless you went -really- overboard with the tan >_>.
Soak 0
Wear boots!!!!!
LordP123 0
#9, I agree but then ask yourself..what's the point of expensive clothes? Or an expensive haircut? In reality none, but some people like being tan.
kep12191 0
theres no way to cover up sock tans...trust me. i golf. its awful. and the lotions tend to turn your feet or other areas orange... so enjoy
Amkii 0
At least your feet won't get cancer. =)
Blackknight_fml 0
Vanity will get the best of you.