mmromig
United States
Today, my therapist told me that I need to do something different with my hair. Then I paid her. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
lukey101
Brisbane, Australia
Sort yourself out
Today, a colleague texted me to say that I needed a haircut. Today was also the first day I attempted to ‘do’ my hair in about 5 years. Clearly, I shouldn’t have bothered. FML
Anonymous
Today, I went to the hairdresser on a spur of the moment decision to get a quick wash and cut. Forty-five painful minutes and $180 later, I honestly don't know if anything was actually done to my hair. FML
chopchop
Bad choice
Today, I went to a different hairdresser than usual to get 5 inches off my hair and bangs. He ended up charging me half price, saying, "Don't worry, we all make mistakes." FML
Rye
United States
Today, I let my friend cut my hair and after a few minutes, she looked at what she had done and then she ran out of the room, laughing. FML
Craig
Canada
Today, I went to my hair dresser to get my haircut. When she asked me what I wanted, I told her "the usual". She confused me with another customer and gave me a mullet. FML
Anonymous
Brisbane, Australia
Impressive hairstyle
Today, I went to the hairdresser and changed my hairstyle drastically. It wasn't until she was nearly done that she said, "I just KNEW this style wasn't going to suit you." FML
Alyssa
Toronto, Canada
Today, I paid $50 for a haircut. Halfway through, I realized the hairdresser was drunk. FML
Anonymous
Mumbai, India
Haircut, haircuuuut
Today, I came to the decision that I needed some variety in my life, so I decided to get a haircut. My mom insisted that she could do it and that she had experience because she cuts my dad's short hair. I had thick, long hair. Now, my hair is uneven, ugly and short. FML
badhair
United States
Today, I went to a salon. As soon as I walked in, someone ran to me and inspected my hair and said, "We can fix this." I was there to get my daughter's hair done. FML
Anonymous
Canada
Today, I got a haircut, and after thanking the stylist I went up front to pay. The lady behind the counter took one look at me, smiled, and said, "Well, now you'll need a hat." FML
Top comments
elmski87 0
are you sure she didn't just say "try new things to boost your confidence, like getting a new hair style"? is that what she said OP? are you just trying to get attention OP? you're obviously not paying her enough.
F_U_imcrippled 0
Why don't you just lay back on my couch and tell me how that makes you feel.
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Comments (43)
uncbballwins 0
That's therapy for you..
Saturn_fml 23
Money well spent, of course.
elmski87 0
are you sure she didn't just say "try new things to boost your confidence, like getting a new hair style"? is that what she said OP? are you just trying to get attention OP? you're obviously not paying her enough.
tpreston 0
haha this is what I thought but much less funny
F_U_imcrippled 0
Why don't you just lay back on my couch and tell me how that makes you feel.
gabii1fred 0
#4 win
sweet_candy_ 17
You could have told yourself that for FREEEEE.
WiseGuy79 14
Nice confidence booster lol Sounds like your therapist is a straight up quack Stop wasting your money
agirlnamedlogan 5
FHL for sucking at her job, and wasting years getting a psychology degree. And yeah FYL too, sucks that you ended up with her.
alex1432 9
ooooooooooooo.....
rattusrattus 19
Maybe your therapist is in the employ of your hairdresser.
guppy40000 0
a hair dresser could have suggested a new hair style for you at a much cheaper cost.