Today, I went to the hairdresser on a spur of the moment decision to get a quick wash and cut. Forty-five painful minutes and $180 later, I honestly don't know if anything was actually done to my hair. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I paid $50 for a haircut. Halfway through, I realized the hairdresser was drunk. FML
Today, I got a haircut. I wanted three inches cut off. When the lady finished, she had cut off everything but three inches of my hair. FML
Today, I thought I would treat myself to a shave and a haircut at a proper barber, instead of just a haircut at Supercuts. After many "Oops", "Sorry", even an "Oh dear", I left with no hair cut, and blood streaming from multiple slices in my face from the shave. I think one might need stitches. FML
Today, a colleague texted me to say that I needed a haircut. Today was also the first day I attempted to ‘do’ my hair in about 5 years. Clearly, I shouldn’t have bothered. FML
Today, my therapist told me that I need to do something different with my hair. Then I paid her. FML
Today, I went to a different hairdresser than usual to get 5 inches off my hair and bangs. He ended up charging me half price, saying, "Don't worry, we all make mistakes." FML
Today, I came to the decision that I needed some variety in my life, so I decided to get a haircut. My mom insisted that she could do it and that she had experience because she cuts my dad's short hair. I had thick, long hair. Now, my hair is uneven, ugly and short. FML
Today, I got a haircut and it was messed up for the fifth time in a row. FML
Today, I decided to save a few bucks and let my mother cut my hair. I then had to wait in the hospital for attention due to the fact that she cut the tip of my ear off. FML
Today, I went to go get a haircut and I asked how much it was for a haircut, shampoo, and a blow job. I meant to say blow dry. FML
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Quasita 26
There's no way that you walked in, asked for a wash and trim, and "ended up" spending $180. You consenting to a service that didn't have a dramatic effect isn't an FML. Your spending $180 on ANY hair service IS. I don't get my hair done professionally very often but the last time I got a cut, color, wash combo, it still cost me under $100, so either make smarter stylist choices for your budget, or being more vocal about what you want and get your money's worth. Sheesh
Miss Beep 14
I always hate going to hair salons because most of the time, they either don't listen or they're just not good at what they do but yet it still costs a fortune... I do everything at home because I'd rather be disappointed with my own work than someone else's 🤷🏼♀️
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RichardPencil 32
Did they call it The Emperor cut?
Miss Beep 14
I always hate going to hair salons because most of the time, they either don't listen or they're just not good at what they do but yet it still costs a fortune... I do everything at home because I'd rather be disappointed with my own work than someone else's 🤷🏼♀️
qwertsarecool122 23
I agree
bloopaloop 27
Is your hair dresser also a “life coach”?
INDYSTRUCTABLE 43
I've never met a girl who doesnt watch the hair dresser as they "clip her ends".
Cowboybob 11
$180??? Really???
Quasita 26
There's no way that you walked in, asked for a wash and trim, and "ended up" spending $180. You consenting to a service that didn't have a dramatic effect isn't an FML. Your spending $180 on ANY hair service IS. I don't get my hair done professionally very often but the last time I got a cut, color, wash combo, it still cost me under $100, so either make smarter stylist choices for your budget, or being more vocal about what you want and get your money's worth. Sheesh