Today, I discovered that no matter how hot and exhausted you are, being blasted in the face with a high pressure hose is always more painful than refreshing. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, after having a pretty rough day, I decided a nice, hot shower would be great. Ten minutes in, the shower head apparently couldn't take the water pressure anymore, and it flew off and hit me in the face. FML
Today, I was in pain due to overdoing it at the gym yesterday, so I thought a hot shower might help. Not only was there no hot water because of my sister's hour long showers, but I slipped getting out and hit my head. Now the pain is worse. FML
Today, I was directing traffic at work during one of the hottest days of the year. Not only do I have to stand in the heat and exhaust fumes for minimum wage, I also had to endure people asking me "Aren't you hot?" as they drove past me in their air conditioned cars. FML
Today, I discovered that if I turn my shower off for a minute, then back on again, the water comes out scalding hot. I discovered that while the showerhead was pointed directly at my genitals. FML
Today, my mom decided to wake me up by pouring ice cold water on my face. Again. FML
Today, it was so hot in the un-airconditioned gym that when I got up off the floor, I slipped in my own pool of sweat and got a concussion. FML
Today, I learned the hard way that leaving eye drops in your car all day makes them scorching hot. FML
Today, my parents installed an air freshener above the toilet. While I was standing to pee, it sprayed me in the face. FML
Today, I'm sitting in a disgustingly hot office with all the windows thrown open. There is no fan, and the owner won't let us use the air conditioner. The smell of mold permeates the room from the ceiling, giving me headaches by the end of the day. The owner refuses to get someone in to clean it. I can't quit. FML
Today, I went down to my accommodation office in fiery wrath, demanding that something be done about my three-days-cold shower. Looking dubious, they sent someone back with me. As soon as we got there he looked at me with deep pity and pulled the cord in the corner that activated the hot water. FML
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ant1078 7
try running through a sprinkler next time!
perdix 31
Under pressure, pushing down on you, pressing down on me, no man has more. To ease the pain, you should put on some Ice, Ice, Baby.
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Comments (95)
golferman72 16
Who would do that to you?! So sorry OP
tehhboss 6
Read the fml again unless your guessing OP got sprayed in the face.
Niten120 7
I guess the experience kind of blew you away :P
RedPillSucks 33
This is probably a noob fire fighter initiation
tehhboss 6
Oops thumbed my comment down
Futacy 30
1- Judging from the FML, it sounds like OP sprayed himself because he thought it would be "refreshing."
tjv3 10
No shit Sherlock lol
sidd4in 7
As long as it wakes u up!!
honeybadgerr 9
I'm pretty sure OP was already awake in this case
sidd4in 7
Well he was exhausted... So maybe drowsy.. Splashing water helps... In this case... High speed water hose!!;)
domking1315 20
Well op said hot and exahsted and seeming how op's in Australia, its probably hot so my guess is they were out running...
folfg0 12
Lol 38, how did you make that connection? If its hot in Australia, which it is, he could have doing anything. How do you know that he was running?
domking1315 20
Just an assumption. Figured op was outside cause of the hose. It's just a common activity to get hot and exahsted in...
grafeety 9
My guess is he is dark haired and works at a car wash and was working really hard. His coworker named James who happens to be an All Blacks fan, trying to be nice, decided to spray him in the face to cool him down! Sure it's far fetched but we're making assumptions right!?
mpsteve137 15
How on earth did you get in such a situation
Yodaevil 4
Sounds like a **** gone bad...
accioshannon 17
OP was probably hot and tired, and either: a) Thought he could wake himself up by using a hose b) Asked someone to wake him up using a hose c) Someone was watering the gardens or something and OP accidentally got hit. I'm wrong a lot of the time though, so you never know. It could have been aliens.
Awahso 25
On a side note, power 9.61 sucks. OP that sounds like a testicular omen. What did you do to get such bad karma?
A7XCamaro 19
86 I think you got the wrong FML for the second half of you comment.
ant1078 7
try running through a sprinkler next time!
enormouselephant 15
Hoes be crazy.
Codezlol 21
Or maybe try not standing point blank in front of the hose lol. The velocity of water diminishes greatly even at 6-7 feet or so.
Inheritance 10
Seems OP got some wet work done! Huh? what? No? ..Ok. I find this FML most humorous and painful. But fyl.
RedPillSucks 33
@57 -Unless it's a fire hose, then you'd have to be much further away.
desoto96 9
34- spigots and shit but hose and tricks?
Gabs2016 10
Talk about painful!!!
golferman72 16
On your profile it's too*
accioshannon 17
12- On your profile, "hop off" is not a legitimate location.
golferman72 16
Reelly, cuz tipe in hop off, USA an dats wheree I leave
TheTwistedOtaku 16
31- Your grammar is bad and you should feel bad.
DocBastard 40
This is clearly a job for the Idiot-English Translation Engine. It hasn't gotten much work lately so it's a bit dusty. *bzz* *click* *whirr* *DING!* "Really? Because if you type in "Hop Off, USA", that's where I live! I really should stop inhaling exhaust fumes just before commenting." You're welcome.
ManInTheMachine 20
Maybe it's just me, but I thought he did it on purpose to imply 28 is an idiot, because his grammar in his first reply was perfectly fine. Still a bad comment, but it was intentional.
RedPillSucks 33
Well, maybe he had problems typing on his phone using those boney Lemur fingers.
mintfresh7 9
His comment makes no sense even if it had no grammatical or spelling errors.
pickles1994 18
Doc bastard you never fail to make me laugh!!! :D
magicbananas3 6
Op just did... In the fml
epicwaffles 7
If you know what i mean.
honeybadgerr 9
No... Actually I don't
wetofour 7
Splooge from the hose! :P
perdix 31
#6, are you Pitbull? If so, big fan here, if you know what I mean, Mr. Worldwide, 305!
ManInTheMachine 20
Don't forget your shoutout to Miami. I know y'all understand.
perdix 31
#44, I didn't. 305 is Miami's area code, but only the sexy people know that. In the meantime, I'm stuck out here in 954 and I don't have a SunPass.
ManInTheMachine 20
Huh. This is sad considering I actually used to live in Florida. Coral Springs to be exact. Anyway, it's not worth the back of my mind.
perdix 31
Yeah, another Broward County dud like me. We might not enjoy Pitbull's Miami-Dade lifestyle, but we can save big money at Sawgrass Mills. Amirite or amirite?
crazytwinsmom 25
And you don't care.
LolPieRofl 11
53- i live in 305 hehehehe
haywoodjuhblomee 1
That's what she said
honeybadgerr 9
You beat me to it. I was commenter #9....I accept defeat.
BntyHntrSeattle 30
While that certainly sucks, "hose" was always one of my favorite childhood games...
brackaman 18
Op should've put the damn lotion on his skin then.
honeybadgerr 9
That's what she said
honeybadgerr 9
Dang someone beat me to it.. Sorry everybody :/
MrAwesomeSauce 6
I'm surprised you still have a face left
I_iz_B_a_troll 24
I guess it's just witches and snowmen that melt with water. Who knew?