Alyssa
Toronto, Canada
Today, I paid $50 for a haircut. Halfway through, I realized the hairdresser was drunk. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
chopchop
Bad choice
Today, I went to a different hairdresser than usual to get 5 inches off my hair and bangs. He ended up charging me half price, saying, "Don't worry, we all make mistakes." FML
Anonymous
Today, I went to the hairdresser on a spur of the moment decision to get a quick wash and cut. Forty-five painful minutes and $180 later, I honestly don't know if anything was actually done to my hair. FML
Anonymous
Calgary, Canada
Today, at the hairdresser's, I fell asleep while my hair was being washed. My barber had to shake me awake. FML
Stixchop
United States
Today, I went to go get a haircut and I asked how much it was for a haircut, shampoo, and a blow job. I meant to say blow dry. FML
RickTheBoy
Toronto, Canada
Today, after a haircut, I walked to the cash register, handed the hairdresser a $20 bill and said, "Keep the change." He looked at me with a blank expression and replied, "The haircut costs 25 dollars." FML
Rye
United States
Today, I let my friend cut my hair and after a few minutes, she looked at what she had done and then she ran out of the room, laughing. FML
Anonymous
The tip of the iceberg
Today, I didn't have enough money to tip my hairstylist, even though I thought I did and said I was, but I'm so broke, my card got declined at $50. I needed the haircut for an interview. I feel so f@%$>&* bad about it. FML
doubledown
United States
It's on me
Today, I went to the bar I go to every week. My favorite bartender told me I owed $50 for a tab because the waiter screwed up and undercharged me. The tab was from when my friends bought me drinks to cheer me up because my girlfriend moved away. I ended up paying for my own drinks, plus theirs. FML
mushroomtop
Today, I woke up extremely hung over on a friend's couch after a night of heavy drinking and partying. To my horror, I discovered that, in my drunken state, I'd allowed said friend's six-year-old daughter to trim my hair. I now have a bowl cut. FML
ruhrohraggy
Today, I got a haircut. I wanted three inches cut off. When the lady finished, she had cut off everything but three inches of my hair. FML
Top comments
DomDomxoxo 16
You paid before you got the haircut?
deadbabies 0
If only there were some person who would supervise your hairdresser, and imagine if you could report your hairdresser to this mystical person, and potentially get a refund and your hair redone by a sober hairdresser while at the same time getting the first hairdresser fired. What a strange, crazy world that would be, right?
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Comments (54)
behindtheseaaa 0
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
fiiirst;)
ICATiger 13
Your mother must be so proud.
blink182AAR 6
Want a cookie?
DomDomxoxo 16
Want a bone?
MrHomerSimpson 11
Why don't you go bald like me! That way you don't need to pay $50 for a haircut.
cookeemonster 7
Pathetic people like you shouldn't be on here. If your not going to give a proper comment, get away. Who cares of your first? Anyway, bad luck OP :(
behindtheseaaa 0
no thanks.
beccaishereyay 11
^ ****** annoying
btnhdude 0
I knew there would be a comment like this again, despite the drought of such comments. I just didn't say because you all would have called me crazy! Crazy!
06dopey 8
1- you would say first. id tell you off but your to much of a bitch to even show your face.
_Oblivion_ 12
fuckkkk offffff;)
Branflakes78 13
Loser
br0ccoli 15
Hope you end up liking the cut! No more cuts from Edward scissorhands!
ninjaboy18 6
You are supposed to pay AFTER the haircut OP.
shanemaximo 7
I just really hope you didn't go through with paying the $50.
ladyLALAA 29
Yeah I'd be getting a refund and going to a real hairdresser. Would lose my cool massively.
Incogneterpeter 1
Edward scissor hands was good at cutting hair...
Sparks808 10
And also not drunk (just incredibly weird - in a cute way)
br0ccoli 15
He was drunk at one point in the movie. And...even though the women found his haircuts orgasmic, they looked horrible, like a poodle that got it's paw stuck in an electrical grid.
deadbabies 0
If only there were some person who would supervise your hairdresser, and imagine if you could report your hairdresser to this mystical person, and potentially get a refund and your hair redone by a sober hairdresser while at the same time getting the first hairdresser fired. What a strange, crazy world that would be, right?
Matty1188 6
4 - Unless the hairdresser was the owner.
iamyummylicious 14
16 - isn't that what the Better Business Bureau is for?
greenmen 12
Are you drunk when you are writing this
LMA0 5
31- I think you are. Or are you just that dumb normally?
DomDomxoxo 16
You paid before you got the haircut?
mduerden 18
Exactly!
btstig 11
He pay first rike a fool. Now he rooka rike a fool.
luccmon 6
Haha racial humor always lightens the mood.
wallandpiece 16
That's why you're supposed to pay AFTER you get the haircut, genius.
exleonhart 0
The heck with after, who pays 60 tokens on a hair cut?!
archenemybtch 0
They said $50, not 60 tokens. Learn to read please.
ninjduck 0
He's canadian give him a break
strawberrywine22 30
Ouch! FYL if you paid before it was done, YDI if you paid after.
lilikawaii 6
I've never heard of anyone paying for a haircut before the actual cut. If I we're you op and I felt that the cut wasn't good, I would've refused to pay without a correction from a sober stylist.
emilyjgraham 34
why would someone pay that much when you get it cheaper somewhere else?
lilikawaii 6
I agree that $50 is a little over priced. I spent that much once and I wouldn't do it again. You can find many good stylists that charge much less and deliver the same quality cut.
chris36taylor 2
It'd be a miracle if it was a good haircut. That's happened to me but I got 3 bald spots due to it. ):
bchatzis 9
Hey, who knows, drunken hair do's might come in fashion? you could be the start of a revelation!?
Matty1188 6
*revolution
funnynesh 10
I really hate you stupid grammar Nazis…
perdix 31
You want to quibble with a drunk who's juggling sharp metallic objects around your face? Wear hats and scarves for the next few months and, next time, smell your hair dresser's breath before the cutting begins.
beccaishereyay 11
Oh perdix. I always like your comments. I was thinking that this one wasn't too great actually... But then changed my mind when I re-read it and noticed that you used the word "quibble".
BeefyQueef 5
"Ok sir sit down and we will get started." "It's not falling for that again. Come over here and breathe on my face first!"
HeyMondayAddict 4
The op is a woman.
Guy247bp2 1
noooooooooooo