Today, at work, a really hot guy came up to me and asked, "What are your hours?" Excited, I told him I get off at 4, but might be able to get out sooner. He started laughing and then said, "I meant your store hours." He turned around and walked away, shaking his head and laughing. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, 30 minutes before I was supposed to quit work at 6pm, my boss showed up. After telling him how the day went, he asked why I was still there. Apparently, for the holiday, we close early. 4 hours earlier. FML
Today, the coworker I've had a crush on for the past few months asked me if I was busy Friday night. I was so excited, I immediately replied, "I thought you'd never ask!" He gave me a funny look and said, "Good, because I need you to take my shift." FML
Today, I confessed to my co-worker that I've secretly loved him for months. He laughed hysterically for about a minute straight before shaking his head and excusing himself from the store. Even the fact that my boss fired him for leaving early isn't cheering me up. FML
Today, as I was leaving the office, I heard my very cute coworker behind me say "Hey gorgeous, where are you off to?" I turned around with a smile and said "About to hit up happy hour." He was on the phone with his wife. I'm calling in sick tomorrow. FML
Today, while working at my job at a lumber/hardware store, my coworker told me he was taking an hour break instead of the usual half-hour. Not only did he leave me with a store packed with customers on Customer Appreciation Day, but he never came back until closing time. FML
Today, I was walking to work and saw three guys sitting at a table outside. One of the guys looks at me and says to his friends, "That's the girl that works at the grocery store. She replaced the hot chick." The other two guys glared at me. FML
Today, I had a meeting with my super-hot TA. When I got to her office, she complimented me for being early, to which I thoughtfully replied, "Oh, I usually come early." She laughed. FML
Today, at work as a cashier, I had a male customer come up to me and ask me what hours I worked today, like he has done for several weeks now. Immediately after, my manager calls my lane to tell me to watch out for that guy. He has been stalking a co-worker of mine. Apparently, I'm next. FML
Today, at work, I handed an old man his drink, and our fingers accidentally brushed. He gave me a creepy wink and a smile, but I ignored it. He's now been sitting in the store for two hours watching me. Only four hours to go until I get off. FML
Today, at work I got a message from some dude trying to flirt with me. While I was cracking up and making fun of him with my friends, I get a message from him saying look directly behind you, and there he was staring at me. FML
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Red_Bull_yay 0
hahaha aww, fail. poor you.
DakodaC 0
That guy is kind of a dick for laughing while walking away
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Red_Bull_yay 0
hahaha aww, fail. poor you.
IronLionZion_fml 0
I would totally agree!! :p
ImaginaryFoe 1
Yep. There's really not much more to say. I guess you already know how desperate you sounded. Stuff happens. You'll survive and hopefully will be a little more cautious next time.
Imnewhere 21
oOo so close but fail
futtgoredo 0
what did u think he meant? I mean it's really not possible you could be actractive at all.
boyguydudemalema 0
"Excited" ?? sounds desperate to me.
Othello22 4
we call this a classic *dial tone* moment.... :) you'll live
taketheepill 0
cute as in being so funny that milk is transformed into juice as zombiebunnies laughs so hard? then yeah
americuzz 8
omg that sucks op.
Red_Bull_yay 0
Hahaha aww, fail. Poor you. Don't sweat about it, we all have those dumb moments from time to time.
joeyisinsane 0
I don't get why ur not in the kitchen
myknewverr 0
hahaha omg! made me laugh so hard. that would be really embarracing tho
alliewillie 22
No, what's embarrassing is how you spelled "embarrassing"...
NGM_47 0
It's not that bad, I would have said the same thing because I would have assumed he wanted a job there...
IronLionZion_fml 0
She didn't think he wanted a job, but a date.
NGM_47 0
I know, I just said that because I would have said the same thing, regardless of the person being a guy or girl.
shatz_fml 0
what are your hours? and what time do you get off? are two very different questions.
babybubz 0
@NGM ..WTF do your personal hours have to do with someone wanting a job there?
YeahFMLxX 0
@NGM My Christ! You look like a troll!
blankettt 0
Guy: What are your hours? Girl: I get off at four, I may be able to slip out sooner. Guy: ...I meant your store hours. Girl: (long silence) No you didn't. *gives creepy smile and walks away* I think he could have been more specific though.
TheBreaKer_fml 0
what are you talking about?
AxCxDxDx 0
slap yourself
marc33 0
#4 idiot...that's what op said, no need to repeat!
fr33convict 0
@43. not really he changed the last part
madaoxsan 9
@ 4.. he also probably could've looked on the door of the store or something...but that would've made sense.
DakodaC 0
That guy is kind of a dick for laughing while walking away
hoopstar15 0
no that man is hilarious!!!!! hahahahahah I think I would laugh till I peed
jamiebuczko 0
I agree with 101 lmao!
1caroluv 0
poor you omg at least you dont know him and he probably missed out on something hell regret so hdi for being a dushe and #3 arent you a guy u would get all exicited that a guy was asking u out on a date 0.o
johnw11 0
good spelling of douche you pathetic 12 year old girl
bom_bom 0
umm @ nnumber 6 number 3 did not say he would be excited about a guy asking him out on a date. Dont put words in other ppls text. But anyways LOL
alexandraa_fml 0
Dushe? The mispelling of this word has now reached new levels.
NGM_47 0
My comment to this keeps disappearing! Anyways, #3...I never said that, I said that I would have said the same thing because I would have thought he wanted a job. Way to read. Thanks, #40!
Terwilliger 0
agree with 53. third time I've seen it spelt that way on this site...
NGM_47 0
I meant #6....not #3. I failed =/
jollykilla704 0
@6 if he laughed and walked away, he didn't miss out he opted out. and you can't regret not dating someone you don't know, because you won't know what you're missing out on. I hate that pity phrase because it makes no sense.
nyc718 0
That's why you always verify what it being implied.
Sun_Kissed18 25
Wow, if someone "always verified what was being implied" it would get so annoying!
mcgugs 0
meh, my dad does it every quesion I ask him...really makes the day drag on
imchanel 0
he should have been mote specific. lol FYL
dorkside_fml 0
8 just tell her and walk away without laughing. it's already bad enough for her.
Starfire22 5
:( sorry OP, we all have those moments, cheer up!
xundria 5
YDI for thinking you can get a date!!!111oneone11!eleventy (amidoinitrite?)
8trickster8 0
ur doin it rite!