Anonymous
That autumn smell
Today, my cat vomited down my heater vent. It went very far down. I'm not even sure if I got all of it. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Jack W.
United States
Today, my cat regurgitated his food right on top of a heating vent located on my floor. Now the whole house smells like hot vomit. FML
Anonymous
Australia
Today, my cat vomited violently. I can smell it but I can't find it. FML
Kiera Ayala
Book it!
Today, I got into bed as my cat crept under it. I then heard him gagging, so I instantly got back up to get him out, because my floor is carpeted. As I pulled him into the hall, he flew upwards, made a horrific "Blagh!" sound, projectile vomited everywhere, then hit the wall and ran. FML
Noname
United States
Today, my cat was in the bathroom with me. I was getting undressed to get into the shower. My cat looked at me after I'd undressed and then threw up all over the rug. FML
Stupidhuman
Sparta, United States
Today, I noticed my cat was about to vomit on the rug and yelled at her to move. She spooked and managed to throw up while running. I still had to clean up the rug. FML
Anonymous
Bologna, Italy
Today, my dog apparently vomited straight down a heating vent while I was out. The stench was so bad that when I got home and the smell hit me, I threw up too. Looks like I'll be spending a few days with my mother as the house airs out. FML
a cat named tiddles
Naughty boy
Today, my cat looked like it was about to puke, so I put him outside. Unhappy with the situation, he leaped on to the kitchen window ledge and squeezed in through the open window, only to projectile-vomit mid-leap all over the kitchen counter. I found a hairball in the butter. FML
Heather Scurfield
Stomach bug?
Today, I was going to be sick, so I ran to the bathroom. When I got there, I fainted, and fell back against the wall. When I came around, I immediately vomited all down my body, in my hair, and all over the floor. My cat judged me. FML
crazycatlady
Charlotte, United States
Rescue cat
Today, my cat fell into the toilet, and I had to save him. I now have a soggy cat and scratched arms. FML
Kas
Smelly cat, smelly cat…
Today, my cat decided the perfect place to throw up was on herself. Cleaning a smelly old cat with a showerhead is trouble enough, but when she tried to escape, it resulted in the bathroom being turned into one big puddle. FML
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jkjorn 18
lol, I'm getting an ad on this page titled "Do this if your cat vomits" with a picture of kittens either eating or regurgitating rice into a bowl. Too bad I can't forward it to OP, maybe it covers cat puke in vents!
RichardPencil 32
Pretty soon you'll find out how much you missed. It'll probably make you vomit down the heater vent...and so it goes.
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RichardPencil 32
Pretty soon you'll find out how much you missed. It'll probably make you vomit down the heater vent...and so it goes.
jkjorn 18
lol, I'm getting an ad on this page titled "Do this if your cat vomits" with a picture of kittens either eating or regurgitating rice into a bowl. Too bad I can't forward it to OP, maybe it covers cat puke in vents!