Today, my dandruff issue is so awful that even my eyebrows have dandruff. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
New to me
Today, I found out there is such a thing as eyebrow dandruff, and that I have it. FML
Today, I realised that I only get dandruff when I'm stressed about having dandruff. Which is whenever I have dandruff. FML
Today, I went to get a haircut. I have a pretty bad case of dandruff, so whenever I get one, a lot of it shows. My hairstylist called to her nearby friend twice, then looked at my hair and said, "Blech" under her breath. I got glares when I walked out. FML
Hair-raising
Today, I have alopecia areata and I constantly have reappearing bald spots all over my head. I cannot properly grow a beard, and one of my eyes has no eyelashes. However, my nose hair seems to grow at the rate of an old man on biotin. FML
Today, I realized that I can't shave my unibrow because I have too much acne on my forehead. FML
Today, I found out I have dandruff when a chick passed by and said out loud to her friends: "That dude's hair is having an early Xmas!" FML
Today, I don't know what's worse, the fact that my hair sheds so much, or the fact that I find most of it in my butt crack. FML
Grrrrrroooooooooss
Today, while watching a man in front of me on the bus remove his cap to scratch his noggin, I noticed the swarm of dandruff that was about to nail me in my face. FML
Today, my dandruff got so bad that when I sneezed on the bus, it created a "blizzard" of dandruff, covering me, and two others in it. I'm now known as "Winter Wonderland". FML
Bad hair day
Today, I discovered I have really bad dandruff. I learned this when I went indoor mini golfing and my whole upper body lit up like a Christmas tree underneath the black light. Among my friends I'm now known as The Abominable Snowman. FML
Top comments
roastedalmond 0
Well at least you don't have it on your eyelashes.
OceanMinded 0
Ughhhhh.. hello selsen blue??
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OceanMinded 0
Ughhhhh.. hello selsen blue??
overthelimit 3
never wear black without the blue...selsun blue!!
trueblue42 4
it's time for a trip to the dermatologist
pooper191817 0
UNIBROW?
shortstuff9519 0
one guy at my school had it on his eyelashes too
Mehness 0
I have the same problem D: ******* sucks, and I already use dandruff shampoo :L
noscope_ftw 0
dandruff shampoo doesn't always work, don't wash with hot water use cold water coz it helps keep the moisture in
MissErikaHart 0
EW! I'm sorry but that's freakin gross as hell.
confusdsincbirth 5
Roflmfao WIN 57.
luvtheknot 6
don't worry mate I have it too it is a skin condition not dangerous but it just sheds faster than other people
ArentICute 0
I think it's time to invest in shampoo.
skullcandifiedDJ 5
Let it snow, let it snow, let it snooow~
totallyfylindeed 4
so unlucky man. nah but really how did that he'll did that happen
22cute 17
thank God u realized it! I'm sure your friends have been creapily aware of it for some time.
datguyuno 5
What the **** are you saying?!
breenntt 0
Wow.
InDenial 6
Disgusting. :/ FYL.
lilrocker90 10
Holy crap I was just watching Sherlock Holmes, an then I saw your profile pic!!!
Carpy 8
I've had that problem since I was a kid. I've always used head & shoulders and it's gone away. try it out
zodiejean 1
head and shoulders is fantastic!! but it stings if u get it in ur eyes lol even more than normal shampoo :/
kellykerplunkk 0
uuuuugh.
pippymiskers 4
your HAIRS!!! (tey pwetty)
NoMoreRainbows 0
ur hair is really hot. oh and op get some head and shoulders
marinus_fml 20
HAHAHAH. What do you call an aboriginal with dandruff? A lamington!! **** you if you don't like my racist jokes.
roastedalmond 0
Well at least you don't have it on your eyelashes.
persianlovaaa691 0
hahahhahahh lmao
jarhead321 0
or your pubes. is that possible?
overthelimit 3
60- hey anythings possible
georggx 3
your a scruff. use a different shampoo?
tygerarmy 35
shave your head, use products and/or moisturize and you'll be fine