in love with an idiot
Luanda, Angola
Today, my soon-to-be husband showed up with an animal print suit at our engagement ceremony. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
purrfect :/
Today, my future husband presented me with an engagement ring he had had engraved with the pet name he calls his cat. FML
Anonymous
All weddings are themed
Today, I went to pick up my wedding dress from the seamstress, only to find out that my fiancé called two weeks ago to say I wanted the dress "tie-dyed to match our new theme." She believed him. Our wedding is tomorrow. FML
Desiree_lianne
United States
Today, my fiance said his cat is going to be my maid of honor at our wedding. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, it was my wedding. Everyone showed up… except my fiancé. FML
Username
United States
Today, my boyfriend proposed to me by tossing the ring at me and saying "Here, wear this." FML
Anonymous
Chicago, United States
Today, my fiancé's best friend, who will be our best man at our wedding, decided to confess his feelings for me and tell me how he's always dreamed of us eloping together. The wedding is going to be awkward. FML
Anonymous
Sweden
Today, my boyfriend gave me an early wedding present. I opened the box and inside was the most adorable cat I've ever seen! It got scared, jumped out, clawed my face and pissed everywhere. My wedding is tomorrow and I look like Frankenstein's bride. FML
convict possibly
Today, I got to try on a stunning suit that made me the handsomest man in the world. Upcoming prom? No. Wedding? No. I attended a date... A court date. FML
Stuckwiththebill
The show must go on!
Today, during my wedding ceremony, the groom-to-be found it appropriate to blurt out about an ongoing affair with my maid of honor. They got married instead. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, my fiancée got married. I did not. FML
Top comments
TheyCallMeDamien 18
And he didn't bring you a matching outfit? Y'all need to coordinate better.
RichardPencil 32
I hope you're not lion about that.
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Comments (43)
Badatbest 10
You catch more honies if your fly...
cootiequeen4444 11
I'm not sure OP would want her fiance to be "catching more honies". Just throwing this out there.
netflixjunkie8 8
Mreow. ?
WillMM76 12
Sounds like he's a fun dude! He should've brought you a matching outfit!
Juls464 10
If you don't marry him I will
Laime 5
it sucks if you don't like it. If it was my guy, I would love it
idkwhyxD 5
better than cheating on you the same day he asked to marry you.. better than being cheated on by him 4 different times.. waken up with him inside you.. all while you were pregnant or while you had your baby.. then always asking for 3 somes.. and never helping you.. just hurting you and you and up leaving while the kids 8 months then he starts this whole "I dedicated myself to you" bullshit
Wishe 17
So... bad luck in love, #33?
9a_z1 11
Why should he suppress his funky personality for it? Isn't this something that's meant to celebrate you both as a couple? Why does expressing himself in this harmless way make him an idiot?
LegitTorture 18
He's a keeper, alright! I bet life with him will never be dull.
The_Logical_One 2
Might wanna say I don't at that point
Goblin182 27
engagement cerimony. Am I the only one that thinks this is just a bit pretentious?
momogal 22
Depends on your religion/culture. Sometimes, it's even required by law.