'Earmeout!
Today, I went to the hairdressers for a quick cut and wash. I didn't expect my ear to be included in it. FML
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Pixiewolfe 46
Wow my life really sucks with two FMLs published in a month. Luckily she did not actually cut any part of the ear off. It was painful and bleeding a lot but I'm no van Gogh look a like.
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Glowworm56 27
So they gave you the Van Gogh look, am I right?
yourwifelovesme 25
Took the phrase "just a little off the top" a bit too literally lol
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SophieMariff 6
Ouch, I felt the pain just by reading this
Glowworm56 27
So they gave you the Van Gogh look, am I right?
Tramstonmai 0
That's just awkward. Why would the wash your ear?
richleys 21
My mom cut the top of my ear when I was little by mistake. She was more traumatized than I was.
yourwifelovesme 25
Took the phrase "just a little off the top" a bit too literally lol
Druu 53
Knock it off! If you keep blabbing, everyone will want a complimentary ear cut.
andriod18 4
Ouch!! I hope you gave them an earful!
commandokid 13
I feel like a Van Gogh joke is too easy but **** it
Pixiewolfe 46
Wow my life really sucks with two FMLs published in a month. Luckily she did not actually cut any part of the ear off. It was painful and bleeding a lot but I'm no van Gogh look a like.
nononsense14 8
Maybe closer to evander holyfield
Xingxuewei 12
I want to known that how much you pay for your hairstyle.
Pixiewolfe 46
i get my hair relaxed with chemicals usually along with the treatment, wash and cut so it's about £60 every 8 weeks. Or £20 for the wash and cut if I am going somewhere special.