Today, my soon-to-be husband showed up with an animal print suit at our engagement ceremony. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Today, my future husband presented me with an engagement ring he had had engraved with the pet name he calls his cat. FML
All weddings are themed
Today, I went to pick up my wedding dress from the seamstress, only to find out that my fiancé called two weeks ago to say I wanted the dress "tie-dyed to match our new theme." She believed him. Our wedding is tomorrow. FML
Today, my fiance said his cat is going to be my maid of honor at our wedding. FML
Today, it was my wedding. Everyone showed up… except my fiancé. FML
Today, my boyfriend proposed to me by tossing the ring at me and saying "Here, wear this." FML
Today, my fiancé's best friend, who will be our best man at our wedding, decided to confess his feelings for me and tell me how he's always dreamed of us eloping together. The wedding is going to be awkward. FML
Today, my boyfriend gave me an early wedding present. I opened the box and inside was the most adorable cat I've ever seen! It got scared, jumped out, clawed my face and pissed everywhere. My wedding is tomorrow and I look like Frankenstein's bride. FML
Today, I got to try on a stunning suit that made me the handsomest man in the world. Upcoming prom? No. Wedding? No. I attended a date... A court date. FML
The show must go on!
Today, during my wedding ceremony, the groom-to-be found it appropriate to blurt out about an ongoing affair with my maid of honor. They got married instead. FML
Today, my fiancée got married. I did not. FML
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TheyCallMeDamien 18
And he didn't bring you a matching outfit? Y'all need to coordinate better.
RichardPencil 32
I hope you're not lion about that.
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RichardPencil 32
I hope you're not lion about that.
MisterKnowItAll 15
What a load of croc.
Yudith_fml 11
At least it was a suit. He could have shown up in animal pajamas or a full-on furry suit. He could show up in full warrior gear at your wedding, or the crowd could grimace and scream while making poses for an hour. Just bring your own magical princess outfit and chillax.
SoloAutotunE 17
why wouldn't you want to show up in a suit of armor to your engagement ceremony
Catdragon 40
I wouldn't mind my guy showing up in a fursuit.
cootiequeen4444 11
8, have you ever worn a suit of armor? That's why. (the idea of it is nice though).
zzzx 3
#27 I have. It's actually pretty comfortable, as long as it's not hot.
afallingstar 22
He sounds like a fun guy. At least it was just the engagement not the actual wedding.
doemetoch 28
Is it really that important? I mean, sure, it's unconventional, but unless you had a specific color scheme you wanted him to stick to (in which case you should've discussed that with him before the ceremony) I'd say he's free to wear whichever suit he wants. This day should be about the two of you wanting to get married, not about wearing the "right" clothes.
Bluepies 24
Honest question: What's an engagement ceremony?
hellnosucka 27
in some parts of the world, the engagement is a full celebration party almost as much as the wedding is. I live in Dubai and I've been to a few engagement parties myself so I'm guessing this might be similar.
abraybro 27
It's pretty much a pre wedding ceremony that's celebrated in some cultures.
TheyCallMeDamien 18
And he didn't bring you a matching outfit? Y'all need to coordinate better.
tinytyler 12
I guess he's a real party animal
awildwhisper 30
He can't be tamed -Miley Cyrus
ShleeG 23
YDI for not laying his clothes out for him
cootiequeen4444 11
Sarcasm I hope...?
ShleeG 23
Yes... guess that wasn't as obvious as I thought. My bad. We really need a sarcasm font lol