Today, my soon-to-be husband showed up with an animal print suit at our engagement ceremony. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Today, my future husband presented me with an engagement ring he had had engraved with the pet name he calls his cat. FML
All weddings are themed
Today, I went to pick up my wedding dress from the seamstress, only to find out that my fiancé called two weeks ago to say I wanted the dress "tie-dyed to match our new theme." She believed him. Our wedding is tomorrow. FML
Today, my fiance said his cat is going to be my maid of honor at our wedding. FML
Today, it was my wedding. Everyone showed up… except my fiancé. FML
Today, my boyfriend proposed to me by tossing the ring at me and saying "Here, wear this." FML
Today, my fiancé's best friend, who will be our best man at our wedding, decided to confess his feelings for me and tell me how he's always dreamed of us eloping together. The wedding is going to be awkward. FML
Today, my boyfriend gave me an early wedding present. I opened the box and inside was the most adorable cat I've ever seen! It got scared, jumped out, clawed my face and pissed everywhere. My wedding is tomorrow and I look like Frankenstein's bride. FML
Today, I got to try on a stunning suit that made me the handsomest man in the world. Upcoming prom? No. Wedding? No. I attended a date... A court date. FML
The show must go on!
Today, during my wedding ceremony, the groom-to-be found it appropriate to blurt out about an ongoing affair with my maid of honor. They got married instead. FML
Today, my fiancée got married. I did not. FML
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TheyCallMeDamien 18
And he didn't bring you a matching outfit? Y'all need to coordinate better.
RichardPencil 32
I hope you're not lion about that.
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Tzerurah 12
I personally don't see a problem with this, I mean he did show up and he wants to marry you, if that was me I wouldn't have cared if he showed up in a diaper.